lizardrock
lizardrock
LizardRock
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I'm Branden Lizardi. A freelance games journalist. (he/him) This is where I post random bullshit.
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lizardrock · 16 days ago
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lizardrock · 2 months ago
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A major corporation paid me real life money to write how each piece of the Switch 2 tastes.
I'm wavering somewhere between "tremendously proud I can do this professionally" and "what has become my life" about it.
I can see where my neurons began to unravel themselves somewhere after the carrying case entry.
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lizardrock · 2 months ago
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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
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lizardrock · 4 months ago
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lizardrock · 4 months ago
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lizardrock · 4 months ago
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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Whale Cleaning
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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Montane Alligator Lizard (Abronia monticola), family Anguidae, Costa Rica
photograph by Allen Lara González
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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lizardrock · 5 months ago
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lizardrock · 6 months ago
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lizardrock · 6 months ago
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lizardrock · 6 months ago
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lizardrock · 6 months ago
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Critical Ignoring as a Core Competence for Digital Citizens, i.e. “choosing what to ignore, learning how to resist low-quality and misleading but cognitively attractive information, and deciding where to invest one’s limited attentional capacities”.
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lizardrock · 6 months ago
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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