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and are these high value men in the room with us right now

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Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

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LOLLLLLLL

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bring his ass to a simmer

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@socalgal

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“eat the rich” includes taylor swift’s cat actually.

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saw this last night and i havent stopped thinking about it because the plushie actually gives me the exact same emotion as harrier. like its so fucking ugly and fail and i should hate it but its also a little endearing to me. a lot actually. like i would like to pat its head and say Its okay buddy. its just so so sad you know

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man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

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begone claw clip bralette clean girl aesthetic face mask baggy highwaisted jeans vivienne westwood pearl necklace sweater vest baguette bag oat milk cold brew medically sterile 22 year old facelift wallflower phone case urban outfitters bucket hat white Nike Air Force 1 sneaker lululemon demon i cast you out into the abyss

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me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

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Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

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not to be rude but gen z have a troubling lack of reading comprehension and critical thinking skills which shows in how they interpret like books and shit and also shows in how they write and create content which imo means books are just gonna get worse and worse

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them: are you ok you look out of it

me: yea sorry just tired

my brain:

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By Lynda Barry  May 2016