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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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I accidentally made my Sara Steel design a milf. But it's what had to be done.

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You know what?

My ancestors would have wanted pasteurization, vaccines, antibiotics, disinfectants, birth control, psychiatric medications, pain management, anesthesia. My ancestors would have wanted to be able to keep their loved ones around longer, and not lose them too early/too soon to childbirths, injuries, bacterial infections, mental illnesses, and diseases that are curable and/or preventable in our modern day life.

Modern medicine saves lives.

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wait isnt gender over today

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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

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I understand the value of artistic liberties but what exactly is Yugio's haircut supposed to be. I've wondered this since childhood

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knowledge is knowing is that frankenstein is the doctor, wisdom is knowing that frankenstein in the monster! well, actually, frankenstein is just a nasty little college dropout that faints fifty times a day! i swear, he's SUUUUCH a weak little bitch boy, aren't disabled people so dumb? and you Knooooow he was just a cute, cute, CUTE dainty little nerd that got it up the ass from henry clerval, but god he is not cute enough to redeem him of being a fucking DEADBEAT! people with post partum depression should just get over it LITERALLY had no reason to abandon Adam (because, you know, that's his CANNON name! only haters call him the Creature), only did it cuz of his weird eyes :/ I would have taken care of Adam, he was just a widdle defenseless baby awwwee!! plus, he's actually HOT! peter steele with weird eyes, ya know??? AND Adam didn't know killing people was wrong he was mentally a baby he's innocent :(((( he didn't KNOOOW ok he did nothing wrong ever?? he just wanted love, a wife who was still unborn that he spoke of like she was fucking property not even thinking about her consent and wanted to trap inside a frankly incestuous marrriage (that parallels that of victor and elizabeth) via requesting her to be as ugly as him with a massive power imbalance that would have likely led him to grooming her !! VICTOR was in the wrong, he could have just not given her ovaries which is definitely not similar to a certain eugenicist practise in the 19th-20th c. :/// honestly, victor DESERVED everything bad that happened to him, he lived suuuuuuuuchhhhhhhh a good life and had awesome and amazing parents SO WHY DIDN'T HE TREAT ADAM RIGHT????? his childhood as PERFECT so he should have given the same to poor baby Adam... i mean, i guess the incest is kind of weeeeeeeiiiiiirrddd but that was normal back then so i'm not going to interrogate the incest any further :) victor was SISTER-FUCKER, he had a SISTER COMPLEX, my god, i feel sooooo bad for elizabeth!! but, yanno, she was suuch an underdeveloped character tbh, never could bring myself to like her; you know how classic lit women are!! nevermind the fact the author was the daughter of one of the most prominent proto-feminists ever but clerval..... OOOOH CLERVAL!!! I LOVE CLERVAL SOOOOO MUCH HE NEVER DIED TRUST!!!1 BEST CHARACTER EVER!!! such a golden retriever awwwhh!! clervalstein is so black cat/golden retriever, thought victor doesnt DESERVE clerval. i feel so bad for clerval, being FORCED into taking care of victor at ingolstadt :/// disabled people are victor is SO selfish... omg, ESPECIALLY at justine's trial!!!! uuuuughhhh, he should have just CONFESSED, because OBVIOUSLY the judges are going to believe victor created an 8ft homunculus serial killer AND be able to catch him!!! and victor won't be considered insane at all, nuh uh, and justine would still be aliveeee cuz of how fair and awesome the justice system is, ESPECIALLY for lower class women in the 1700s! speaking of that, william was SUCH a fucking brat, wasnt he?? he was MEAN to Adam, that stupid fucking TODDLER omgggg!!! basically, though... victor was OBVIOUSLY the villain here; this is a story about deadbeat dads, how do sooooo many people miss that?!?! isn't mary shelley such a GOTH BADDIE for dedicating the book to her own FATHER?? honestly i just wish i was her!!!! literally the OG girlboss, like she wrote frankenstein to get away from lord byron!!! she was around such evil oppressive men all the time!! did you know she lost her virginity on her mother's grave? did you know she lost her virginity on her mother's grave? did you know she lost her virginity on her mother's grave? did you know shE I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT READ I CANT REA

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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What's really special about Tumblr is that you can scroll through someone's blog for pages and pages without ever gaining the slightest idea of what time zone they're in.

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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smeemo birthday in LESS than TWELVE HOURS

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).