Photo
I overestimated you, Medici. You’re too soft-hearted to be a worthy opponent. It will be all too easy to crush you.
618 notes
·
View notes
Text
I dont see a lot of people talk about Sky High, but man was it a fun movie.
Who could forget such favorites as…
Wonder Bread Boy
Non-Poison Ivy
Guinea-Goth 3000
White Zuko
Me At Family Reunions
Shine Bright Like A Diamond.mp3
Practical Female Armor
All Aboard The Magic Hell-Bus
and everyone’s favorite:
Megamind as performed by Pleakley
93K notes
·
View notes
Text
ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes
341K notes
·
View notes
Photo
endless list of favorite movies → pirates of the caribbean series (2003-2017)
“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day.”
545 notes
·
View notes
Text
⨳ — TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“It was fated, that we should meet like this.” “I’m not too late, am I? I was trying to meditate, but I ended up falling asleep.” “Okay, would you rather only drink water for the rest of your life, or you can drink whatever you want, but it has to have a drop of pee in it?” “I write a letter when I have a crush so intense I don’t know what else to do.” “When something is no longer useful, you either donate it, recycle it, or throw it away.” “Did you have to pick the furthest college you could think of? Who am I supposed to eat lunch with?“ “If you need me, I’m a Skype call away.“ “She just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, I think she’s in withdrawal.“ “We’re still cool, right? We can still talk and… you know, kick it?“ “You know people usually check behind them before they reverse to avoid killing others, it’s a thing we do.” “You know, [name], if you had a boyfriend, maybe you wouldn’t have to drive at all 'cause he would take us places.” “Don’t you find it kinda depressing that it’s Saturday night, and you’re having a Golden Girls marathon with me?” “Okay, I’m not telling you this to make you feel bad, but, [name], I’m [age] and I canceled plans to be here tonight.” “If you need me, I’ll be in the nurse’s office, with a migraine, Googling Justin Trudeau shirtless.“ “Look, I wanted to say that I really… I appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.” “Here, give me your hand. And the other one, too. Come on, you got this. Here we go. And you’re up. Want me to call someone, get you some water?” “Do you maybe wanna dance?” “I saw you run in here and I wanted to make sure you’re OK, and, uh… thought you might want that back. It seemed a little personal.” “I had a lot of fun that night, too. But I feel like I should tell you, though, you know I’m gay, right?” “Moon day? Menstruation is science, nothing to do with the moon.” “Dear [name], I lie awake at night and imagine running my fingers through your hair.” “Are you trying to reject me?” “Your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something different.” “Okay, um… So here’s the thing, I don’t actually like you. I just had to make it look like I liked you so someone else wouldn’t think I liked them.” “Should I tell everyone that you wrote me a love letter?” “Hold on. Stop. I’m not the only guy that got a letter? Wow, you really think you’re special, then you find out she wrote two guys.” “Sorry for the whole jumping you thing.“ “What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while.” “Oh, so you wanna use me as your pawn?“ “Ah, well, see… Technically, you used me as your pawn first when you jumped me.” “So, first things first, we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules.” “You got rules? Come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation.” “You crazy? Who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if I’m not allowed to kiss you?“ “It matters because I don’t want all my firsts to be fake. If I’m making out with someone, I’m gonna do it for real.” “We need to figure something out because people are gonna get suspicious if I’m not allowed to touch you.“ “Okay… Two more rules. You have to watch Sixteen Candles with me because it’s a classic, and we can never tell anyone this relationship is fake, because it would be too humiliating for both of us.” “It’s weird and somewhat off-putting to be congratulated on doing nothing more than accepting a note and having an ass pocket for someone to stick their hand into, but I guess that’s where my life has taken me.” “I’m keeping it. I like your hair down. You look pretty.“ “Not gonna lie to you, that sounds nasty.“ “What? You do this thing, you have this whole judgy face scenario going on.” “For some who’s quiet all the time, you have a lot of opinions.” “The more people that you let into your life, the more that can just walk right out.” “We don’t have to talk about it, but it’s not whatever.” “I think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me.” “Right, of course, [name], ladies and gentlemen, you can count on her to be honest, always.” “Thank you for coming to the party tonight.“ “Don’t touch my fries.“ “This is all new, so like, I’m… I’m trying to understand here.” “I don’t know how to be friends with you like this.” “It’s actually really nice having someone to talk to about this stuff. You’re a good listener.“ “So you’re spying on me now?“ “How do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go skiing with him because you’re starting to have real feelings?” “Yeah, right. You think I’m going skiing? It’s cold outside, I don’t do cold.” “So you guys have been faking it this entire time?” “All by yourself out here?“ “You told me I would never see you walk away. Said you’d never break my heart, never leave me in the dark. Now I’m in the dark. Show a little loving, shine a little light on me.” “So what, now you’re ignoring me?“ “Oh, I’m the one ignoring you? That’s funny.“ “Am I just a joke to you, [name]?” “I’m tired of being second best or fake best. No, you do not get it. Last night was a mistake. Physical stuff might not be a big deal to you, but to me, it is.” “Hey… [name]. We’re gonna fix this. Give me the pillow.“ “I can’t tell him that I miss him, because if it wasn’t real, I didn’t lose anyone. But if I say that it was real, and he still doesn’t want me…” “You’ve gotta tell people how you feel when you feel it.” “I need you to know that I like you, [name]. And not in a fake way. And so I guess that’s all I came here to say.”
547 notes
·
View notes
Text
types of people as environments
sea: wild hair, iced coffee, probably listens to billie eilish, great instagram, wears bracelets/anklets, was that kid that thought they had some authority on greek mythology bc they read the percy jackson books, seems like they have their life together but actually are lowkey falling apart, can vibe w/ anyone
forest: hot coffee, guitar/indie/folk music, runs an aesthetic blog, doesn’t tell anyone what their favorite songs are bc that’s Too Personal, absolutely has to put fairy lights everywhere, loves their friends and makes sure they know it, if you hurt them they won’t do anything back they’ll just leave without a word or a trace
desert: long road trips, retro diners at 2am, also eats a lot of fast food, nothing fazes them, drunk declarations of love, their hair is their personality, thrives during nighttime, bored eater, acts chill and will say they’re Fine as they lay face down on the floor but also will tell their life story after 10pm
mountains: hot chocolate, gorgeous hair, adrenaline junkie, has a lot of secrets/emotional depth, morning person, will go insane if they’re cooped up indoors for too long, complete 180 from the person their 12-year-old self thought they would be but thank god for that
meadow: softie, henna tattoos, puts flowers in their hair, sparkling water, pastels, likes taylor swift, barely knows how to drive, good at drawing/painting, doesn’t hide their feelings, ppl think their openness can be taken advantage of but they see your motives and Know What You’re Trying To Do
tundra: flawless eyebrows, wears lots of dark colors, thick skin, intense as hell but it’s cool, eyes that stare into your fricken soul, seems emotionally unavailable but actually secretly loves a lot of people and is scared of losing them but will never show it
lake: iced tea, lives at chipotle, hands and feet are always cold, completely screwed up spotify algorithm, hates days when they can’t see the sun, loves spring/summer, really just wants to Calm Down, niche humor, has been saying they’re dead inside since 2014
34K notes
·
View notes
Photo
“She thinks that you are blah.”
1K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Lily Collins attends the 2019 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 24, 2019 in Beverly Hills, California
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 12/28/2013 5:58:44 PM.
210K notes
·
View notes
Photo
¸.*☆ font pack, n° 001 ☆*¸. if you download this, please make sure to click the heart button, or reblog this post. don’t repost it, please. fonts: Florence . Weather Sunday . Anthemie . Wood Xmas . Astania Script . Crystalic . Lolitta . Guttime . . Famous . Rolanda .
506 notes
·
View notes
Photo
“He’ll be famous — a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter Day in the future — there will be books written about Harry — every child in our world will know his name!”
1K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Driven–– Episode 4.
(2018)
32K notes
·
View notes
Photo
saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.
165K notes
·
View notes