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…I may not survive this lol

Joe Keery as Jon Hamm’s son who can’t live up to his expectations sounds like something I dreamed and couldn’t stop thinking about for 3 weeks Jesus Christ

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I ate my left over Olive Garden even though I probably shouldn’t have

Did anyone get their wisdom teeth taken out? What did y'all eat?... I'm dying to eat some pizza, wings and Chinese rn😭ya gurl is dying man😩🙏🏾

But this makes me want to request some bnha/jjk/haikyuu scenarios of them taking care of you while you're in recovery and them helping you not give into you're cravings of crunchy things 👀🤔

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Walk around my goddamn neighborhood

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Who trapped this poor man in a Best Buy

A wild Pedro appeared out of quarantine today in Calgary.

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Olivia Benson dropping truth bombs | 21x04: The Burden of Our Choices

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Can we talk about how this was just like the end of a romantic comedy?

THEY LITERALLY WALKED INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER.

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Oh no what happened? oh wait nvm

I wish Sam Taylor Johnson a very unpleasant FUCK YOU!!!

NOTHING BUT THE WORSE BABY 

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Oh fuck you man

It was World War IV and our enemy had unleashed a virus that basically started the zombie apocalypse. Everyone was herded into a quarantine bunker as protection from the disease and the enemy. We were all wearing tear-resistant white jumpsuits to prevent zombie bites. Me and my folks lived in a one-room place and it was basically despair. My dad and I were out, getting supplies and dodging zombies, when all of a sudden, the night sky got REALLY BRIGHT and THE DEATH STAR DESCENDED ON NEW YORK. KANYE WEST HAS BUILT A SPACE COLONY AND WAS TAKING US ALL AWAY. We got on the Death Star and were assigned a really nice apartment and everyone got this little wii controller looking thing where you could set a “teleport location” to return to if you ever had to leave the colony. My dad and I had to go back out to get something before the Death Star Kanye colony left Earth and my dad forgot to set his teleporter but it was all good because I had mine set to the apartment on the Death Star so we were able to make it back in time and then we all went and lived in space with Kanye. The end.

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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i think about this a lot

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Flowers II Art Print by Haley Tippmann

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Fuck capitalism

Me: Valentine's Day is basically a capitalist scheme. The traditions we associate with it all involve purchasing commodities to give as gifts like chocolate. I would much rather spend time with my loved ones doing something we enjoy or receive something they made themselves

Also me: *enters a chocolate coma after watching Netflix for 12 hours*

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He supposed to be the depiction of America, how did you not see this coming?

every time i see or read a depiction of steven grant rogers as the simple cleanslicked embodiment of Truth! Justice! and the American Way! i just. get so tired. and offended. how dare you

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Oh yes 2013, the year after my mother had cancer

We all miss hugs T_T