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My Significant other: If that egg hatches, it’s the second coming of Jesus. Chicken Jesus
Me: Chesus
SO: No that’s Cheese Jesus
Me: Jicken?
SO: No that’s Jean Chicken
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Both of us: JEICKUS
@im-jesus @jesus-holding-your-fave
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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
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Moments from my dnd campaign I think about a lot
-“Waluigi finally in Super Smash 🥹”
-“HI! I’m pinkie pie what’s your name?” “… you’re a H o r s e”
-“I think Scorge (from Warrior Cats) is gonna do cocaine in the bath room with Angel duct
-“Osama is gonna fights Sans Undertail” “Osama Ben-laden is gonna have a bad time”
-“can I put in James Randel?”
-“you can play an OC!” Person playing an OC: “don’t play an OC”
-“Waluigi not scared, Waluigi will return to Wa-husband” 🫡
-Link form Legend of Zelda: “Ha! He-ya! Wah! Hup! Agh! He-ya! ka! Hup! Huh? Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!” Waluigi:“What the fuck is he saying”
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Id be proud
if I were a wizard would you guys be mad at me
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To start this Tumblr with my boys!!!
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Already this comic took me a long time, although I end up loving it a lot, I hope to have the same love as the other networks.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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I feel so seen
Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"
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Never really fit back in
Part 1 Mirrors.
Ever since Danny died he knew something was still well wrong with him. Like something was still missing from him and he didn't fully understand what till he became king of the Infinite Realms. Only then did he remember. Remember that wasn't just Danny Fenton but also Danyal Ra Gul. How could he have forgotten? How could he have forgotten his brother? He had to remember more..
He went to the only one that could allow him to remember, he went to Clockwork. Remembering was painfully, remembering felt like his core was tearing apart and coming together over and over but he needed to know.
He remembered his mother, her soft lullabies, her training, her love, her affection. He remembered loving her just as his brother did. He remembered his brother, he remembered caring so deeply for him. He remembered how deep he was in the LOA, he remembered trying to get his brother out, he remembered dying for it. He remembered his body being placed in the pit of toxic and decorated ectoplasm, he remembered becoming one with it. He remembered his grandfather deeming him a failure, he remembers watching his family turn their backs to him. Then he was Fenton. Was he ever really a Fenton? Was he really the same boy they lost so long ago? Was he Danyal, the failed child of the league, the failure that followed his brother? Was he neither? Was he just the poor reflection of both children lost forever?
Danny decided he needed to see his brother, he needed to at least know if he was alive and living well. He sent Wulf to find him. Apparently his brother was in Gotham, maybe that's where his new haunt could be. He couldn't really stay in Amity after all even if a piece of him wanted to. Too many GIW agents now and the house had only gotten more aggressive as he got stronger. Maybe it's time to move on from being Danny.
First Danny had to talk to Jazz, she was a therapist or well in college for it now maybe she could talk him through it. Make him see what he wanted.
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Damian sat in his room today, not coming out once worrying the others. Though once they looked at the date it made sense. Every year a day after his birthday Damian becomes unresponsive to everyone. Once it's over they're greeted with the same response every year to their questions.
"Tsk, That is none of your concern."
Damian spent the day mourning. Morning the brother he had killed, mourning the brother who was consumed by the pit, mourning the brother who was seen as a failure. His twin brother, his twin blade, the brother that he sees whenever he looks into the mirror longer than he has to. The look of betrayal then acceptance that his brother gave as Damian coldly watched him bleed out.
Today he thought of his brother and his last moments. Today he thought of how his brother smiled at him as he died looking up at Damian. Today he thought of the last question his brother told him. "You'll be ok, ok?" The last question he answered with awful indifference and anger and shame. Damian's last words to his brother, last words to a dying brother who only wanted to spare him from the league, deeming him a failure.
Danyal wasn't a failure. Danyal was smart, picking up every lesson quickly and efficiently. Quicker to realize the league was wrong. Danyal was a killer, Danyal was lethal but kind in his way of killing making it quick and nearly painless. Danyal in times of quiet was kind and soft and comforting, things that couldn't be in the league. Danyal that could tell you everything you could have ever wanted about the stars and space and how to care for a blade. If it hadn't been for Damian perhaps his brother would have been heir, perhaps he deserved it more than Damian ever did.
Damian went to the mirror and stared into it like he did every year. Stared into the face of his brother. Stared into the face that he watched drain of life and apologized. Apologized like he did every year till he couldn't get the words out anymore. Damian didn't sleep well that night, he never did the day after his birthday, the day of his death.
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Idea bullet points!
Damian and Danny are both 16-ish
They were about 7 when Danny's first death took place (yay trauma)
Damian didn't realize the gravity of his actions till like a solid 2 days after he killed his brother. When he did he begged to have him brought back through the pit only to watch him dissolve into it and never be seen again.
Danyal became one with the pit meaning his body dissolved into it imprinting the possibility of becoming a new king onto Danny (like Royal jelly or something)
When Danny reformed as a child and not a strong Ghost Clockwork had him placed somewhere where the Fenton's could adopt him/ where he'd grow to be a good king
Danny didn't become a half when he was electrocuted he just awakened part of his power then. He was always a halfa.
Maybe clockwork locked away his memories or maybe that's just what the ectoplasm did.
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I think I’m one of 3 people in the fandom who enjoy fishing
"fishing in stardew is easy!" i say, through gritted teeth, having failed my three hundredth attempt to get a scorpion carp
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I want to KISS the person who made this display, that is AMAZING
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I hope this joke finds the right audience
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SECOND DAY OF CLOWN WEEEEEKKKKK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO I’m gonna put balloon animals all over Walmart to celebrate
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Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
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