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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

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Everyone reacting to coronavirus: STAY INSIDE! ISOLATE!!! ONLY GO OUT FOR EMERGENCIES!!!!!

Me: lol I have depression I was born for this.

Also me:

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Me: I'm gonna have energy and I'm gonna do the things

Me to me: yeah but that bed though

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Our generation was raised playing Risk and RPG games. We had our hearts broken over and over from dead characters in our books and shows. We were raised with Harry Potter, The Doctor, The Winchesters, Katniss, and many other heroes. We've read 1984 and Brave New World. We know strategy and we know pain. Everyone was afraid just because so many of us mentioned raiding Area 51. We have power and strength and a voice. Now we're thrown into the dystopia that we've been warned about and people should not be surprised that we are going to fight back.

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Stay active, but also here’s your desk job. Sleep deprivation kills, but be sure to set your alarm to get here on time. Every way that we are taught to operate within society is contrary to everything we are told about health and wellness. (source)

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you don’t need someone else’s permission to exist. It feels that way sometimes, but I promise you have innate value just from the fact of having ever existed in the first place

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I sure would love to date someone but I'm in a pretty committed relationship with my inability to talk to people right now

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Jeff Bezos paid more to get a divorce ($35,000,000,000) than it would cost to end world hunger ($30,000,000,000). #FoodForThought (source)

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THIS POST CAN ONLY BE REBLOGGED BY DUMBASSES

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She already gets your trust

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Millennials probably won’t find the cure for aging/immortality because we all want to die (source)

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Everyone else:

California: https://youtu.be/6913KnbMpHM

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California: happy fourth, Californians

California: here's your present

California: *shakes*

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“It happens like this: “One day you meet someone and for some inexplicable reason, you feel more connected to this stranger than anyone else–closer to them than your closest family. Perhaps this person carries within them an angel–one sent to you for some higher purpose; to teach you an important lesson or to keep you safe during a perilous time. What you must do is trust in them–even if they come hand in hand with pain or suffering–the reason for their presence will become clear in due time.” Though here is a word of warning: you may grow to love this person but remember they are not yours to keep. Their purpose isn’t to save you but to show you how to save yourself. And once this is fulfilled; the halo lifts as the person exits your life. They will be a stranger to you once more. Your favorite new stranger. It’s so dark right now, I can’t see any light around me. That’s because the light is coming from you. You can’t see it but everyone else can”

— To My Lost Lover (2) // 24.06.2019

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If you can see this, it is very important that you keep reading.

This is Col. Jacob Wayne of the United States Air Force. If you’re reading this right now, it is very important that you keep reading until the end. It should take three to five minutes, and it is extremely important that you read carefully and follow the instructions provided.

Humor me if you must, but please don’t look away until you’ve finished reading. Oh, and please try to stay calm. Any increase in your stress levels will draw Their attention.

Keep reading

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Think of how little work all the other branches of Dunder Mifflin must do to be constantly outperformed by the Scranton branch

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Basically Billie Eilish songs

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)