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sniffed an orange juice

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Source: Dorothy Parker FB

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Happy last day of 2024!

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

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Someone in my cohort said they couldn’t see how anyone left the trenches of WWI without a sense of nihilism and I’m like yes understandable perspective but also here’s a whole fantasy trilogy written by a WWI vet who defiantly fights against nihilism.

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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Since we keep saying that "Tumblr has one (1) joke"...

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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diagram: how to lounge

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn