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when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree
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i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniquesÂ
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everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right
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you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this
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This year taught me that my loneliness has more to do with myself than anyone else. The loneliest I will ever be is when I do not have the strength to love myself.
(via itsurdaddymeraj)
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weight watchers says that counting points is like playing a game lol i played that game right into a mental institution
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Sometimes people use ârespectâ to mean âtreating someone like a personâ and sometimes they use ârespectâ to mean âtreating someone like an authorityâ
and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say âif you wonât respect me I wonât respect youâ and they mean âif you wonât treat me like an authority I wonât treat you like a personâ
and they think theyâre being fair but they arenât, and itâs not okay.
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I get sick of tumblrâs version of self care, which 90% of the time threads into this beautifully: go pet a fuzzy cute animal! pile up your favorite blankets from childhood and watch disney movies! take a nap! play a game from this list of cute soothings games!Â
More realistically: go take a shower because itâs been three days. Wash the dishes that have been in the sink since last Friday that you can smell as soon as you open your door because rotting food stinks. Pick all your clothes off the floor because thatâs where your entire wardrobe is and youâve already cried today because you tripped over a sweater and realized the cat puked on it. Call someone who can give you enough courage to pay that bill youâve been ignoring. Put away the crackers because thatâs all youâve eaten for two days straight. Apologize to the friends who are worried sick about you, and if you canât at least let them know you are ok and need space.Â
One of the most empowering types of self-care is responsibility, but tumblr just wants to sit in a closet strung with fairy lights and read their favorite fic. Â
âCuteâ self-care for âcuteâ mental issues. Thatâs not reality.Â
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i just wanna say from the bottom of my heart yikes
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I love how dogs donât get embarrassed they just do very clumsy awkward clunky giant baby things and then continue on their day without thinking twice. I wish I was more like a dog
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sheâs beauty..sheâs grapes
Sheâs a bottle of wine LOL Had to share this one for you, Brenda! Tell the kids hello!
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old republican: kids these day get offended way too easily. you all are too soft and nurtured to survive in the real world
a youth: happy holidays :)
old republican: >:O
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i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer
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