I'm a good writer, I promise, I wrote a 260,000+ word gay epic for fun. (21+)
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we need to stand up against strong as fuck ice mummy
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother
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Found a CD binder with several hundred disks. Each CD has an hour of recorded audio; the audio is about two dozen tracks of the sound wind makes when it passes through trees. The disks are organized alphabetically by species; many of these species are extinct, extinct before the rise of audio recording and indeed before the rise of humankind. There is no indication as to provenance. One of the disks has a big scratch down the middle and the label is struck through; however I surmise from context that it is some subspecies of apple.
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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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