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IMAGINE THINKING I’M BREATHING RIGHT NOW

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If you ever feel stupid just remember that when I read,

“Those were my fifth-year fantasies: kisses and blood and Snow ridding the world of me”

I read it as,

“Those were my fifth-year fantasies: kisses and blood and Snow riding the world of me”

And let me tell you that changes a whole lot

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Day 19!

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tonight’s discussion: agatha wellbelove and my undying thirst

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has anyone done this yet lmao

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Simon: *does something cute*

Baz: (in denial) I don’t care.

Penny: *aside* He did care.

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Spoiler scene from wayward son of simon & baz on their honeymoon

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If this isn’t Simon’s notebook…

(Look what I found on pinterest! I really want to credit the artist, but I can’t find who made this, so please tell me if you know)

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I SAID WHO IS SHOUTING !!!!

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i can’t wait for the day simon and baz have children and call them by their nicknames which are “rosebud” and “little puff.” the thought is making me cry at three in the morning

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some underrated things/scenes or things people forget

so i was reading carry on for the 83728181th time and came across a bunch of extremely underrated scenes or things people forget.

- ebb literally thought simon and baz were dating, or at the most, friends.

- penny wears actual capes because she says it make her feel like stevie nicks

- baz tried to wank away his feelings for simon over their fifth year summer

- lucy is a ghost during the book, because she states in one of her characters that she was caught between life and full death

- the library scene

- baz trusted simon enough to let him eat in front of him.

- simon has speech issues

- simon is queer. his sexuality was never stated during the book, he just said that he thinks he might be gay, but his therapist said he doesn’t even need to think about it.

- the epilouge scene

- penny and baz made simon carry up all the furniture into simon and penny’s apartment despite simon being the one with no magic

- pumpkin mocha breeve

- simon thinks he killed the mage, but it wasn’t his or penny’s fault, he said “stop it, stop hurting me” and the magic deemed it the only way or the mage to stop hurting him

- penny’s sister stayed up until 4am in christmas eve

- some idiot named marcus from the old families got trapped in fucking dumbwaiter in their fourth year

- penny is number 2. on simon’s ‘what i miss most about watford’ list

- they do their own laundry and dishes at watford.

- the floor between the second and third floor, the ‘echo’ floor, that imitates everything that happens on the floor above, a day later.

- “i know it’s distasteful, but imagine—you’re a pixie, and you have a daughter, you name her trixie. trixie the pixie.” … “ thats like a fairy named mary,” “or a vampire named gampire.”

- agatha though that lucy salisbury looked like baby spice

- this book has a fucking lesbian pixie

- simon thinks baz looks like gangster when he slicks his hair back

- simon sleeps with the windows open all year round

that’s all i could think of and find, thanks for reading. please add any more if you can think of them.

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baz: if you have 10 cookies, and i ask for 5, how many would you have left?

simon: none

baz: … simon this is basic math, it’s not that har-

simon: i would give them all to u because i love u

baz:

baz, visibly holding back tears: disgusting. absolutely repulsive. get out of my house.

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Buzzfeed’s “14 Reasons You Need To Read Carry On” ASAP

Y’all. Have you seen it? Look.

Share with your pals.

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Signs your roommate is in love with you, too:

• On page 169: he still wanted to be your roommate (even after almost getting you both killed • On page 168: seeing you shirtless drives him crazy • On page 183: he blushes looking at you half dressed • On page 227: he brings you food because he knows you can’t function without it • On page 259: he thinks “violent thoughts” at you constantly (and he’s doing it right now) • On page 272: he invites you to his house for the holidays • On page 276/277: he tries to come out to you without actually saying it • On page 277: he flirted with your girlfriend just to hurt you • On page 277: he only flirted with your girlfriend; he didn’t try to feed her to a chimera (like he did with you) • On page 279: he was trying to help you (even if it hurt him) • On page 295: he licks his lower lip when you put your hand on his chest • On page 297: he doesn’t let you leave • On page 341: his last wish is to kiss you before spelling you away from the danger • On page 342: he kisses you back • On page 344: all he needs is for you to kiss him to snap him out of his suicidal funk • On page 345: he looks at you the way he always does when he wants to attack (but really, all he’s wanted to do is kiss you) • On page 348: he doesn’t want you to watch him feed • On page 352: he worries that you only kissed him to keep him from killing himself • On page 356: he’s wanted to kiss you for a long time (and he thought it was going to kill him • On page 359: he watches you sleep • On page 360: he gets really upset when you accuse him of plotting against you (after you just made out for hours) • On page 364: swooning isn’t beneath him (but you are) • On page 364: he likes it when you rub his stomach • On page 365: every time you lean into him, he shuts up and closes his eyes • On page 371: he frowns when you say no one’s seducing a vampire • On page 378: he’s mad when your friends ask you to leave his house • On page 391: he says you can have this (be his boyfriend)

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no one can match rainbow’s love for baz.

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simon: you look beautiful today

baz: aw tha-

simon: april fool’s

baz: …screw you

simon: you look beautiful every day

baz, tearing up: screw you still