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The Boss
Remus held his breath as the door clicked shut behind him. He waited a moment, stood in the dim light of the unfamiliar hallway but he heard nothing. Taking in a silent, relieved breath he began walking towards what he thought was the living room; he was pretty sure the front door was just beyond there, although he couldnât be certain, last nightâs entrance into the house was pretty hazy.
He paused as he reached the closed door and looked back along the hallway. Youâre doing the right thing, he told himself. It was just a hook up, people bail on one night stands all the time. In fact heâs going to be relieved when he wakes up and finds youâve gone.
Feeling slightly better about what he was doing and bolstered to carry on on his first ever walk of shame Remus pushed the door handle and slowly opened the door.
âRemus?!â
Remus froze, squinting against the bright lights of what was definitely not the living room.
âJames?!â
âWhat are you doing here?â James hurried forwards, pulling him into the kitchen and into his standard bone crushing hug.
âOw, Jamie,â Remus groaned as he was pressed forcefully against Jamesâ chest. Jamesâ very bare chest. Remus huffed.
âIf, when you let me go, I find that youâre not wearing any pants either Iâm going to be pretty upset James.â
âOh. ErmâŚâ James used the pause to pick Remus up off the floor slightly and rock him from side-to-side. âSorry?â
He put Remus down and took a step back.
âFor fucks sake!â Remus took in his naked body. âWhy are you always naked?â
James grinned and gave Remus a little shimmy. âYou love it. And to be fair Rem, I wasnât expecting you to come wandering into my boyfriendâs kitchen.â
Remus suddenly felt as though something very bad was tip toeing towards him, imminently and precariously balanced on the horizon.
âYour boyfriendâs kitchen?â He asked, slowly.
âYeh,â James nodded, biting into a gingernut biscuit and holding out the packet to Remus. Remus took one without thinking.
âYour new boyfriend?â
âYeh. Well itâs not just Siriusâs kitchen. He shares the flat with his brother.â
Remus felt the something rumble but he didnât have too long to dwell on it as Jamesâ grin had just turned into a smirk.
âBut something tells me you know all about Siriusâ brother. Am I right?â He waggled his eyebrows ridiculously.
âErm,â Remus said eloquently, feeling a flush spread up his neck, staining his face pink. âErm.â
âYou dawg!â James threw a gingernut at him. âLook at you sowing your wild oats! Iâm so proud! And oh my God, do you know what this means Moony? We can double date! You and Regulus, me and Sirius! This is so cool! Brothers dating brothers! Itâs a perfect match!â
âJames,â Remus shushed him, âPlease. Itâs too early for Prongs level enthusiasm. And,â Remus took a deep breath as the something gave him a nudge. âAre you absolutely sure your boyfriendâs name is Sirius?â
âUh yah, pretty sure,â James sucked in his cheeks and let them go with a pop. âWell thatâs what Iâve been yelling in bed every time he licks my-â
âYES, thank you,â Remus interrupted him, the panic building. âSo what youâre essentially telling me is that Iâm currently standing in Sirius Blackâs kitchen?â
âThat you are,â came a voice from behind him and Remusâ stomach promptly fell out his arse.
He whirled around just as he heard James say, âYay, youâre up!â
âHey Sirius,â Remus croaked, casually taking a few steps backwards. âHow are you?â
âIâm fine,â Sirius narrowed his eyes at him. âWhy are you in my house?â
âOh you know,â Remus tried to sound as nonchalant as possible, lifting an arm in an attempt to place an arm on the kitchen island, missing and stumbling backward. He wobbled on his feet a second and then crashed into James, knocking them both backwards so they ended up sprawled on top of one another on the tiled floor.
âHey Rem,â James looked up at him. âItâs been a long time since weâve been in this position, hey?â
âOh my God,â Remus scrambled up and then reached down with the intention to take Jamesâ hand just as James half stood and Remusâ hand instead collided with Jamesâ penis.
âI didnât touch his penis!â Remus shouted loudly, turning to back to look at Sirius who hadnât moved at all.
âWell, you did.â
âI didnât mean to though!â Remus rambled on, âSo it doesnât count!â
âDoesnât count?!â James sounded scandalised, getting fully to his feet and giving his groin a little pat. âIt definitely counts. You touched it for at least three seconds.â
âI was startled!â Remus looked back at Sirius again.
âYes, well I do tend to have that reaction on people,â James said sounding please, although he seemed to talking to himself.
âIf youâre quite finished groping my boyfriend,â Sirius carried on as though there had been no interruption, âMaybe we could return to the original question. Why are you in my house? I wasnât aware my employees had access to my personal information.â
âOhhhhh,â James said, taking the purple silk dressing gown Sirius had just taken off and pulling it on. âBabe, youâre Remusâ new boss!â James basically crowed, âRemâs been talking about you for weeks! About how fit you are mainly but also that youâre bloody terrif-â
âJames, please.â Remus implored him. âI am begging you to shut the fuck up.â
Sirius looked at James. âYouâre ex-come-best friend?â he asked.
âYep!â James patted Remus on the head. âMy Moony.â
Remus shrugged away from Jamesâ touch. âDefinitely ex. We were horrible together. Horrible. Well, the sex was ok, more than ok actually, it was pretty bloody fantastic, although I donât know why I told you that. Shit! I promise thereâs nothing going on now. And- and Iâm in your kitchen because Iâm here to collect him!  Not because I donât let him out the house or anything! He texted me! Just because Iâm.. his⌠toâŚâ Remus trailed off, breathing heavily.
Sirius just looked at him. Expressionless.
âBullshit.â James said, looking delighted at the whole situation. âI didnât text you. Why would I want you to come and collect me when this stud,â he moved to stand next to Sirius and slid a hand down out of sight to presumable squeeze his arse, âHas promised me a morning in bed.â
âGross,â Remus muttered under his breath.
Sirius eyebrows rose even higher and he cocked his head to one side.
âErgh,â Remus tipped his head back. âYou know what I mean. And you,â he glared at James,â Would it kill you to help me out just a teeny tiny bit?â
âNah,â James grinned toothily at him. âBut this is way more fun.â
 âI hate you.â
âYou love me,â James told him.
âFor my sins.â
âAnd talking about sins,â Sirius voice had a dangerous edge to it. âPerhaps we could have another go at answering my question? Why are you standing in my kitchen at half past seven on a Saturday morning Mr Lupin? I find myself at a loss for any other circumstance that would bring you here other than the fact that my little brother brought you home last night, where you, obviously, both fell asleep immediately, both fully clothed and now you are here, presumably about to make breakfast and not walk out on him without saying goodbye.â
Remus swallowed. âYes,â he said hoarsely. âSomething like that. Could you- uh- could you please tell me where you keep the cornflakes?â
âI hate cornflakes,â came a sleepy voice from the doorway and Regulus appeared. Remus couldnât believe he had cottoned on before, he and Sirius were almost identical.
âMorning Reggie!â James said brightly, âYouâre looking wonderful this morning!â
âUgh. Sirius, your thingy,â he waved his hand in Jamesâ general direction. âIs doing it again.â
âYou ignore him,â Sirius turned to James and nuzzled his cheek. He looked at his brother, âReg, be nice.â He pressed a soft kiss on Jamesâ cheek and then turned and glared at Remus. âYou didnât see that.â Remus quickly looked up at the ceiling.
âNo,â Regulus said simply, âItâs too early.â He stomped across the room and grabbed Remusâ hand. âCome on.â He tugged at Remus, who didnât move.
âYour brother,â Remus told him, dropping his voice. âHeâs my boss.â
âYeh. And?ââ Regulus looked both adorable and annoyed.
âYou knew?â
âYeh.â
âOh.â
âAre you done freaking out about it?â Regulus pulled harder and Remus stumbled forward. âI already had to watch to deliberate whether you were going to walk out or not this morning. You looked hilarious by the way. Like a gazelle, ready to be startled at any moment.â
âWhat?â Remus spluttered. âIf you were watching why did you let me actually leave?!â
âOh I knew James was already up and I knew youâd never remember where the front door was. Your tongue was too far down my throat for you to have taken any notice.â
Remus opened his mouth as his eyes flickered to Sirius. He closed it again. It seemed safer not to say anything.
âGod come onnnn,â Regulus pulled harder, âI wanna have sex. Iâm going to lie there and let you do all the work and then youâre going to make me French Toast. With honey, not syrup.â
âErm,â
âNow Remus,â Regulus pouted at him and Remus felt all resolve crumble. He looked at Sirius.
âSorry boss. Iâll see you Monday.â
And he high-fived James as he was pulled out the door.
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day of the dead | steve harrington x reader
summary steve likes you, eddie munsonâs best friend, to the point of heart palpitations. you feel the same way about him [6k]
warnings fluff, getting together, mutual pining, first kiss, first date, eddie munson is a good friend, steve is hopeless, fem!reader, reader is hellfire club adjacent, reader is an overthinker and steve is a softie, pre-s4 post-s3, no s4 spoilers besides eddie + hellfire club existing
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The first time Steve sees you heâs smitten.
Youâre sitting on the stoop of Eddie Munsonâs trailer. Coolest girl heâs ever seen â and Steve doesnât go for the edgy type. Crazy cool clothes, hair all messy pretty and your eyes edged in dark makeup, youâre fiddling with the cassette player in your lap, brows pinched in frustration.
Steve canât look long. Heâs dropping the lunch club off for some impromptu Hellfire gathering. The kids pile out, eager to see their new (no, Steve isnât bitter) friend with a chorus of rushed, half hearted thank youâs.
You push the headphones off of your ears as his kids approach.
âHey, Y/N,â they say, one by one as they enter the trailer and disappear from sight.
Steve is two seconds from leaving, swears, when he hears Lucas ask how you are.
âYou know,â you say, voice quiet and immediately intoxicating. Steve watches as you slowly push two fingers between your shiny lips and pretend to blow your brains out. You drop on your back and lie there for a moment, chest rising with easy, breezy laughter. The sound draws heat to his cheeks, worse the sight of your naked thighs.
Heâs hooked. He has to leave, quick, before you sit back up and indoctrinate him with your looks alone.
The next time he sees you is similar and not. Youâre sitting on the ground outside the movie theatre. Again, Steve is playing taxi cab for his doofuses, though this time the thank youâs are slightly kinder, louder - heâd blown off a girl he didnât stand much chance with in the first place to bring them.
âLove you!â Dustin calls, slamming the passenger door.
You drop the cassette player in your hands and lean your head back against Eddie Munsonâs thigh. Steve takes a few seconds to realise youâre looking at him, head tilting this way and that to catch a glance at him through peopleâs legs.
âWhoâs your friend?â he hears you ask Mike.
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