littlemissjaspar

[littlemissjaspar]

It would take 11,407 years to spend 1 minute with 6 billion different people. No one will ever meet everyone. Enjoy every moment with the people that are in your life, because you are sharing your life with them and they are sharing their life with you.

[littlemissjaspar]

Imagine you have a job 1 hour drive away, but the job can be done on a computer. A self-driving car could become a self-driving office, so that the first and last hours of your 8 hour work day could be done in the car, and when you punch out, you’re already at home.

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[littlemissjaspar]

The Buttercream boys are in a a large polyamorus relationship

I have decided this based off nthe fact that every possible ship between them seems to have some type of moment attached. So instead of choosing a monogamous ship, I vote to just ship all of them, as a unit… Yeah.

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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[littlemissjaspar]

“Iron Man” is just another way to say “Fe-male”

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Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth

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You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

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The person who invented the close all incognito pages on chrome knew exactly what it was being used for

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Whoever made the feature that tells you how long until the alarm goes off on your smartphone immediately after you set it deserves a medal

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Caspar Lee Perving On Joe’s Instagram: A Thread

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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honestly if i saw harry styles wandering around in a forest i would think he was some sort of river goblin

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do you ever just think about the line “i can’t touch what i see” from two ghosts and get incredibly sad

[littlemissjaspar]

The entirety of human knowledge, can be expressed through a combination of only 26 letters

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When I’m not horny I get disgusted at myself with the amount of NSFW subs I subscribe too

[littlemissjaspar]

Public restrooms have their toilet paper spooled so tight to force you to use less. But all it accomplishes is to make me waste more as I toss uselessly small scraps away unused because they ripped off before I wanted it to.