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Potential 9-1-1 Titanic AU
Eddie: the son of a wealthy businessman whose family are moving to America to expand their business with the intention of giving Eddie more responsibility. Travelling with them is Shannon, who is Eddie’s best friend and soon to be fiancé at their parent’s behest.
Buck: a photographer who won the ticket he was desperately after in order to get to America for his sister’s wedding to Chimney so he can give her away.
Karen and Hen: Karen is leading the expedition and the one to discover Buck’s camera in the safe. They are not interested in the monetary value of any of their finds, they just want to find out the lives of the people who were on that ship.
Bobby and Athena: Passengers on Titanic who, along with May and Harry, take Buck and Eddie under their wings.
Idk would anyone read this? Might write it anyway
#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#buddie#911 abc#titanic au#bobby nash#athena grant#hen wilson#karen wilson#maddie buckley#chimney han
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“The ring is mine”
I had this idea for so longgg. It’s based of the Fallen Angel painting.
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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
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Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.
You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?
So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?
So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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Gilmore Girls Gentlehands AU
okay okay can you see the vision???
quirky, caffeine addict single dad stede and grumpy diner owner izzy
teen-dad stede running from his rich and emotionally toxic parents to a small town finding an unlikely friendship (and eventual relationship) with diner owner izzy hands.
lots of fluff, slowburn, minor angst (ie petty arguments because they really are bitch4bitch)
just gilmore girls gentlehands au
#our flag means death#ofmd#stede bonnet#izzy hands#gentlehands#stizzy#stede x izzy#gilmore girls#gilmore girls au
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