Oh hi! Can you get the door? It should be my boyfriends. I just need to get myself ready. Once you've let them in, can you make them some drinks? Thanks! Best husband ever!
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The real secret to the continuing success of your marriage is that you know your place and your role -- and as frustrating and emasculating as it is to have a wife who's boss impregnated her, you understand that your only real option is acceptance.
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A couple of the reasons why sex with Ryan is more fulfilling.
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