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something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

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difference between reading smut and fluff 

smut/ rated M and E: 

pokerface sage level

frozen af

slight mouth twitching

less breathing/no breathing at all

often reads at exposed public spaces

CHILL AF

fluff:

tendency to break things

screaming

raptor noises

more screaming

fanning self

chill level at -0

hits everything and everyone

always on the verge of cardiac arrest

abnormal heart rate

external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed

‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’

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Endgame Trailer

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The first Avengers movie as troubled birds.

Tony

Steve

Bruce

Thor (to Loki)

Natasha

Clint

Loki

Bonus:

Fury

Agent Coulson

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Peter Parker, getting ready to brawl with Mysterio: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! *screeches*

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Shuri getting ready to fight Corvus Glave: You’ve haw’d your last Yee!

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Shuri and Peter, teaming up ready to fight Thanos: What the fuck Richard?!

Thanos, visibly confused: what?

Peter & Shuri: *charging whilst screeching*

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Random Street Person: I’d very much like to punch a feminist. I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Steve, suddenly appearing: I’m 6'3 and weigh 220 lbs of enhanced muscle. Ready when you are.

Clint, suddenly behind person: Or if you’d like to have some more options, I’m 6’0”, 180 pounds and have 20 years of specialized combat SHIELD training and years of experience being an Avenger. Just in case you are looking for variety.

Natasha, comes by person’s side: What about a lady and a feminist? Warning, I have training on how to dislocate every bone in you hand with one punch.

Peter, from down the street: I’m tiny, I’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but you can fight me too!

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Bored

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Avengers AU: Clint and Steve reunited!

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Comics references within Deadpool 2.

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Imagine this:

A Hawkeye animated movie Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse style

*With an animation inspired by the Fraction/Aja run or like the Spider-Man movie

*Of course, slightly based on the Fraction run

*Just a Clint and Kate team up/buddy film

*No romantic subplots, only Clint and Kate kicking ass

*Natasha being Clint’s ex (and both of them not being totally over each other) wouldn’t hurt tho

*A Natasha cameo with her saving their asses maybe

*Lucky the pizza dog becoming the new animated pet that people are obsessed with

*Deaf Clint Barton 

*Scenes featuring them talking in ASL

*The Tracksuit Mafia ™

*A Tony Stark cameo where he goes to Clint’s to repair something just like in the comics

*Imagine how beautiful the palette would look like, with purple as a predominant color

*The Barton bros

*Circus flashback

I know it will never happen, but a girl can dream

Feel free to add

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Sir Reginald: I have created the Umbrella Academy!

Diego: Fucked up a perfectly good group of kids, is what you did. Look at us. We’ve got anxiety.

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Dear tikTok

I don’t want a tall dark and handsome man with a beard and tattoos ... I want a tall, dark, and gorgeous girl... with boots and tattoos

Sincerely .... a country bi whose never found a girlfriend.

And dating apps DO NOT WORK

@gaypeopletwitter @bisexual @bi-trans-alliance @bisexuwhaleprlde

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I really want someone who can just.. love me. I hate being so clingy and needy, but I really just want to feel someone genuinely care about me. I want a girl to run her fingers through my hair, hold me. I haven’t felt genuinely loved in 2 years and it makes really dawned on me that the girls in my area are either

A. Straight or

B. Have a girlfriend already

Someone just love me, please

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ways bisexuals communicate

finger guns

thumbs up

peace signs

salutes

“y’all”

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@gaypeopletwitter

Adventures of a closeted bisexual 😐💕😐

So I finally came out to a few of my friends and even switched my tinder . This was a big deal for me because I had never even admitted to myself I liked girl until a few months ago. I’ve only ever dated guys . So I found this girl and she was AMAZINGLY GORGOEUS. Tattooed, small and badass and pretty eyes that made me fall in love, she was hilarious and silly and could sing amazingly.

I am an idiot

The first date was the first date I’ve ever been on with a girl . She lives about 20 miles from me, so I made sure that I worked extra hard to earn some money from my mom to make sure I had a full take a gas and somebody to take her out to lunch. I dressed up in a purple dress ( the first dress I’ve work in over a year due to weight loss) and drove as fast as I could over to meet her.

Almost as soon as I got to the side of town she was on I realized I didn’t get her any flowers so I stopped on the side of the road and pick some azaleas and violets. Only problem was my truck got stuck, it took some wiggling, A couple of my redneck friends and some rope, and some working under the hood in my dress and heels to get out.

She didn’t like or want the flowers … and likes me better as a friend . 😭 it felt like she ripped my heart out. Is this what dating girls is like ? I’m so confused.

What did I do wrong …. help ?????