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Civil war! Bucky barnes headcanons~
The reader has been tasked with the mission to take care of a misunderstood, confused and wanted Bucky barnes.
• Steve asked you to hide him somehwere while they were all on the run so now your stuck baby sitting Bucky. But it’s not all that bad
•He’s quiet when you two first set off on your journey, but he stares alot.
Reader: “do you want something?”
Bucky: *blank stare before he shakes his head and continues to stare*
Reader: “ookayyy…”
•When you two arrive at a mobile that Natasha managed to find for you he INSISTS to sleep on the ground and won’t have it any other way.
•Never takes off his dog tags and sleeps really close to his cap and all his belongings
•You’ll gain a bit of trust over the couple days but after a few weeks you’ll wake up one morning and he’s gone. At first your like shit he’s don’t a runner on me but when you walk out side he’ll just be there with cans of food and a CD in his hand
Bucky: I bought supplies. And I thought we could put this in the- the uh- the thing.
Reader: The CD player ?
Bucky: yeah that.
•Always finishes every single part of his meal no matter what it is. My boy was raised good.
•back to the whole staring thing but he HATES small talk with a passion. Hell have non of that ‘how are you’ or ‘the weathers nice today’ it’s either a full conversation or just blank stares.
• when you two finally got the stations to work on the busted TV in the mobile you always caught him watching kids cartoons like looney toons, scooby doo mystery inc and others. He finds them entertaining like a child since he didn’t have them when he was a kid.
• He doesn’t know how to cook. Nu-uh not at all
• he has a guilt-fueled morning routine. He wakes up and immediately checks his hands and surroundings to make sure there’s no blood or weapons he might have accidentally drawn or used when he was asleep. Every morning he peeks into your bed just for a moment to make sure he didn’t go winter soilder and kill you. You’ve caught him peeking once or twice.
• when he gets more talkative he will tell you things he found out from newspapers that are outdated by like decades.
Bucky: “hey uh did you hear that that music group called the Beatles split up? It says it here on the papers”
Reader: “I-…no, no Bucky I didn’t know that”
• you tried introducing him to music from the 21st century like lady gaga, 1D, Britney, and others but he kinda just sat there confused until you turned it off
• From his years as the winter soilder he’s learned to nap ANYWHERE. You could find this man in the backyard, on top of the mobile you name it.
Bucky in wakanda headcanons next !
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me when the READER in the X READER has a name:

like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁
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When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic
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My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!
Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:
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Maybe I'm the problem but. The notes to votes ratio bugs the crap out of me.
So many of you are silent readers. Like you have the liver... The gall to vote, to request works, and then show writers zero support.
At least reblog for reach, drum up interest, let them know their work is loved and anticipated and worth the effort, or throw in a like, like idk... A lot of you voting and not interacting are the same people who read and indulge yourselves and don't thank the writers for carrying the fandom one post at a time. That's why fandom feels dead because theirs a serious morale deficit y'all.
Maybe it's not that deep but it feels so weird to me. I don't ALWAYS reblog things I liked because I try to keep my moots in mind, but a little love goes along way.
This screenshot is from an @arcane-vagabond poll I'm 99%
Be decent. Replenish where you consumed.
And be gracious to writers...TODAY!
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yeah some people don’t believe in reality shifting but some people also don’t believe women can orgasm so I stopped trusting other peoples opinions a long time ago
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give Amirah Vann a gay emmy for the way she says "downtown"
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Nothing. And I mean NOTHING. Can ever out hot the carousel scene from The Lost Boys
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I know a bitch in a tank top HATE to see me comin







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Dear humanity,
Please Help Me My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

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I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
Please Donate now:👇
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💕💕💕💕 thank you bug 😋
Happy yule and a late Merry Christmas, I hope everyone who celebrated had a lovely day yesterday! And to anyone’s who celebrates Hanukkah, I hope it’s equally wonderful! I love you all 🫀
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Does Marko from The Lost Boys like to read novelizations or not? Let me know in the comments ;)
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