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got a doctors note it says i have to fuck that old man. severely.
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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
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uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.
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mm yeah fabuloso for me
Autism Type #1997
Not having a lot of major sensory issues but “I swear to God if I get anywhere near that *random object with a slight smell that most people don’t even notice* I will actually vomit immediately” Type autism
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hey guys my dad lost his job yesterday. he was the only one working in a family of 4 with two small children (9 and 4). my mom’s disabled and can’t work. they do not have any savings as they were living paycheck to paycheck. as it stands now they have one more paycheck coming and they’re unsure when he’ll be able to get a new job.
i do not live with them anymore but my family is everything to me so if there’s anything you can spare at all, it genuinely helps. if you’ve seen my other donation post going around and came to my blog from that, please reblog this post and donate for this instead. my family needs it much more.
i will list my c.ashapp and p.aypal and send all funds to them.
p*ypal: paypal.me/slimeblocks
c*shapp: $slimeblocks
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once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.
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i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY
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“film majors” mad at me for calling how to train your dragon the pinnacle of cinema how does it feel to know i’m better at your degree than you
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26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?
The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.
I’m absolutely disgusted.
Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.
#JusticeForJamarion #BlackLivesMatter
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I’m getting a bit annoyed that I keep seeing people talking about all of the “good” Biden is doing and acting like his leftist critics are just “mad cuz he’s not perfect and want more money cuz they’re stupid and selfish” because if they actually sat down and LISTENED to any of us they’d get that’s not the real problem here.
We aren’t mad that Biden didn’t give us more money because we just want more money and don’t know how to be grateful for progress, we’re mad because the Democrats hinged a lot of his campaign as well as the ones in Georgia on the promise of a solid $2k, only then to immediately backtrack on that for, and I cannot stress this enough, literally no reason at all.
They have the house, the senate, and the white house, and yet they continue to push the narrative that they must negotiate everything down to please…no one? There was no reason to lower the amount they promised. There was no reason to change the guidelines for who qualified. There was *no reason* to lower unemployment benefits. They absolutely could have gotten everything they promised from the start, and yet still felt the need to cut back on all of it.
And this is hurting folks and making them feel betrayed not just because it isn’t what was promised, but because there seems to be no stated reason aside from “we just don’t think you deserve the things we promised to give you anymore”. People who worked their asses off in this election, putting their lives at stake knocking on doors and doing voter registration help and all sorts of other things did it while pushing the narrative of a $2k check as they were told to, only for the party controlling it all to say “Actually never mind. Why? Because we said so, that’s why.”
It’s also just a really bad look in general, and it’s frustrating to see given that this election was SO close, and the other side is already attempting to ensure the Dems never win another election, while the Dems sit on their high horse and actively sabotage their chances even further by backtracking on the basis of their whole campaign strategy. My home state is legit trying to end mail in voting on top of trying to pass a law that would make it so the state congress can override whatever president the state votes for, that’s bad enough without the Dems pissing off their base and making us wonder what the point of voting for them was in the first place if they can’t even keep their most basic promises.
Biden and the Dems promised a lot of stuff if they won. They pushed for getting kids out of cages, for $15 an hour, for ending student debt, and so far almost everything has been thrown out the window for, and again I cannot stress this enough, No Fucking Reason At All.
I won’t deny that Biden’s plan has done some good, but we know even $2k wasn’t enough and they couldn’t even give us that. That’s why we’re pissed off, and constantly framing us as regressive who won’t give Biden a chance is disingenuous at best and aggressively malicious at it’s worst, especially when you consider that the majority of his critics on the left are the people most impacted by his inaction. The whole situation currently reads as well off privileged Dems lecturing the minorities who fought for Biden despite his issues about how we should be more grateful that he’s proving that he doesn’t care about us. We’re allowed to be angry about that.
And if you’re still going to argue against us you could at least do us the favor of properly representing our arguments instead of painting us as selfish hysterical cynics who are too stupid to see all the magical “progress” going on.
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