littlebassoonist

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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writing is so fun

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Instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour, I decided to compile all my favorite Star Trek bloopers into a single reel. Please enjoy.

(I did my best to even out the audio levels, but you might want your finger on the volume.)

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

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writing fanfiction is just fingers clenching over a keyboard as you ferally mutter i just want this little guy to be held, damn it and proceeding to hurt said little guy (gn) for about 10k words before you actually give them their hug

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They're always eating everything

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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

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In utter disbelief

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I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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