littlearmadillos
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21. she/her. lover of armadillos, ant eaters, and possoms. leftist, practicing catholic. english major. knit & crochet fiend
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littlearmadillos · 6 months ago
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Petition to pressure the Catholic church into rehiring and dropping charges against the priest who spent $40k of his parish's money on mobile games. You do not get to protect child abusers for decades and then punish this silly little guy.
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littlearmadillos · 6 months ago
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the case of mica miller got me thinking, damn at least catholic priests don’t get in trouble for shooting their wives and then i remembered
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littlearmadillos · 6 months ago
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me, rolling up to the function disoriented from not taking SSRIs in two days and covered in cat hair: what's up gang
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littlearmadillos · 6 months ago
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the case of mica miller got me thinking, damn at least catholic priests don’t get in trouble for shooting their wives and then i remembered
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littlearmadillos · 7 months ago
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me, rolling up to the function disoriented from not taking SSRIs in two days and covered in cat hair: what's up gang
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littlearmadillos · 11 months ago
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a professor of mine just ended class by saying i hope this was incoherent and a waste of your time. god i love college
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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aaaaaand i lost yarn chicken.
while i mourn, i'm curious what y'all do when you run out of yarn.
**like, losing yarn chicken by a small amount, on a project where you can shorten the hem without cutting off the pattern
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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my mom and i are currently engaged in a civil war over my plant
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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a deacon once told me that herodias, salome’s mother, was the only woman named in mark’s gospel until the resurrection (besides mary). herodias made salome dance for the head of john the baptist (seen at her feet in the painting). mark purposefully names herodias to highlight the evil of her actions: she forced her—child—daughter to dance sexually for her stepfather, herod, in order for herod to kill john the baptist
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Vito Timmel - Salomé (1916)
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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Do you have an Ao3?
I do not!! I did for a hot sec but I did delete it unforch. I have considered making another one and putting all my stories up with like, no tags just so ppl from tumblr who prefer to read on there have that formatting option but I'm still mulling it over
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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me, trying to enjoy the thunderstorm: 🙂
my mom deciding that now is a good time to vacuum every surface in the entire house, including the furniture and the curtains: 😎
me: 🙃
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
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littlearmadillos · 1 year ago
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“i watch ‘the witcher’ for geralt” this and “i watch ‘the witcher’ for yennefer” that
i watch ‘the witcher’ for roach
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