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Joker got beaten by Nightwing, Redhood and Red Robin ❌️

Joker got beaten by Mike Myers, Jason Voorhees and Jigsaw ✅️

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Tim: Your polls are slipping, Bruce.

Duke: Better get with it.

Bruce: Kids, being your dad isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Cassandra: ?

Damian: Not elected?

Dick: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Bruce: Exactly.

Jason: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Bruce: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

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Me opening up the word doc and getting stuck in the exact same place as last time

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Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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i don't care if you're neuron divergent i need you to slay count fucking dracula

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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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They releases a poster!! I REALLY gotta get back to the reviews.

Two main thoughts:

A. Milo made it!

B. You're telling me even one time characters made it... BUT NOT FUCKING STACY?

This is a personal attack

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it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..

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Mina: "Alright, everyone pinkie swear right now to put Vampire Me down if I hop the line between death and undeath."

Van Helsing and the Suitor Squad: "Depressing, but sure, absolutely."

Jonathan:

Mina: "...Jonathan?"

Jonathan: "Yes?"

Mina: "Will you promise to slay me if I get vampire'd?"

Jonathan: "Mina, I will not lie to you."

Jonathan:

Mina: "Jonathan. I need you to look me in the eye and promise to murder me martyr-style if I get too undead."

Jonathan: "Fine. I can promise to kill."

Mina: "Me? Vampire me?"

Jonathan, making unbroken eye contact with the four guys who just promised to behead and impale his wife if she stops being human enough: "I guarantee there will be killing involved if Vampire You happens."

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Bucky: Oh please, if facing our problems was a sport, you'd get a gold medal for procrastination while I’d be winning in the ‘stomp and avoid’ division.

Y/N: Well, at least I’d give a heartfelt monologue about my flaws while you’d just stare dramatically into the distance like a brooding statue.

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one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this

and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭