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the queen dying is taking attention away from the true great loss of the last few days: thurston waffles' passing. fuck dusty old monarchs, at 15 years my baby just wanted to yell and eat shrimps and he still had a positive impact on more lives than the royal family ever did
rest in peace sweet prince ❤️❤️❤️
EDIT: i'm sorry I gave the impression I'm Thurston's owner, but I'm not! I wrote "my baby" cuz he is, really, everyone's fluffy baby thanks to the gift his dad and his mom gave us by turning him into a cat celebrity. go to @thurstonwaffles and send your love to them ❤️❤️❤️
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POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at
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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you're reblogging from.
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mocking big noses should get you killed
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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering
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March is Women’s History Month, so we’ll be sharing our history artwork through March! Here’s our most popular women’s history prints!
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my favorite groovy goddesses: pattie boyd ♡ jane birkin ♡ jane fonda ♡ ingrid pitt ♡ edwige fenech ♡ sharon tate ♡ shelley duvall ♡ sissy spacek ♡ stevie nicks ♡ catherine deneuve ♡ françoise dorléac ♡ marianne faithfull ♡
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in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
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David Bowie on The Don Lane Show (1983).
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can you people believe i still don't know how to make anon questions?
(btw, the bitch's back after a long, long time of not being able to reset their tumblr's password)
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