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if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

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I like this-a whole lot

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

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why he eat the berry like that

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