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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Do you feel squeamish or uncomfortable handling raw meat (as in, for cooking)?

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theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

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i get a borderline erotic thrill out of reviewing local businesses positively and having them respond to my review

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Twin boys

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this meeting could've been an email or perhaps an emotionally charged and indecipherable moment of eye contact as we both swing our longswords at each other in battle, fighting under the banners of kings who don't even know our names, and we both wonder whether we might have been friends in another life. perhaps even lovers. but it doesn't matter now. your blade makes contact with a sickening crunch. anyway can you send the Zoom password again I can't get into the room

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notice how everyone is horny today

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It’s that month again folks! Happy February.