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Peliper mail:

A pamphlet to my store with a few included discounts:

Loaded dice 20% off

Multi head pokemon feeder 30% off

Tandemouse suits for the entire family 25% off

Choice scarf 15% off

Metronome tm 1200 pokecoins

i'm interested. how much for the dice, the scarf, and the tm?

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Consider:

Hireling

Peon

Wagey

Footman

Operator

taking notes... "peon" might be good.

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what a terrible time to be a whimsical underling. henchman is too gendered. grunt is associated with evil teams. "minion" gets you compared to those abominable yellow guys. and don't even get me started on goon.

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//i'm looking at cora's team and basically everything on it is an offensive mon and it's like "guess we're doing hyper-offense". and then I thought to myself "but would cora really play anything else?" and the answer is no

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oh, by the way, i finally stopped putting off beating drayton. :p

[attached: It's a photo of a Dragon-Type TM in Cora's hand]

jazz will finally have her moment!!

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pokemon league facts!

did you know: the former champion of galar, leon, has a charizard!

come back next time for more

pokemon league facts!

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i was scrolling mewtube and i was jumpscared by a rotomblr post reading and oop is someone i follow

quill, if you’re reading this, your post on psychic pokemon’s special optical lobe or wtv broke containment

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the media

people who lie: the media

conclusion should be obvious

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do you like the hydreigon line

i mean, i like zweilous. deino is not a guys (tm) and hydreigon is debatable, so zweilous is the best one.

that said i could never raise one. partially because i know i would not have the nerve to let it evolve past zweilous.

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voltorb is not a guys

To those who do not have a Voltorb, why the hesitation?

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i am officially endorsing euler because of math-related bias

~ Propaganda ~

@harteofthehart-ayyy’s Mightyena the Mightyena

He’s not my Pokémon, actually, he’s my ex-roommate’s. But I lived with him for a year so I know him really well. Mightyena is OLD. He’s 40 years old. Mightyena don’t typically live that long—he’s got a lot of love and infinity energy keeping him around! He’s full of love he’s so full of love. Also he’s a very alert guard and really good with baby Pokémon. Idk man I just think he’s a really good boy and he deserves everything.

@cherrytree-irl’s Euler the Zoroark

Euler is a great friend. He is kind and caring, not to mention playful, silly, and a bit mischievous. He takes care of his friends, and cheers them up when they're feeling down. He protects those he cares for with his illusions and his strength. I owe a lot to him... Also, he gives very good hugs.

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no rules

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my counterpoint is kyogre

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i love them actually

qualifications include raising a dodrio and being experienced in plural pokemon

reasons include loving my dodrio very much and wanting to give her a friend

Chicken Nugget

Names: Chicken (black neck) & Nugget (plain neck)

Species: Doduo

Type: Normal/Flying

Terra Type: Normal

Breed: Standard

Sex: Intersex

Height: 2'00 (2 ft)

Weight: 33 lbs

Ability: Early bird

Moveset: Growl, Peck, Quick attack, Fury attack

Chicken and Nugget were an anonymous drop-off, and they have preferred that we don't say who it is. They are an intersex baby Doduo, so they are very curious and can get into trouble easily. Despite their names, they are NOT to he fed chicken nuggets. They really like to run but can't be far because they'll get hurt without supee vision because babies are just like that. They like to eat bugs and seeds. If interested in adoption, comment or reblog this post with your qualifications and reasons why

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Maushold, they're called! And, yeah, they're all separate personalities. Although, like a lot of multi-individual Pokemon (or, as I like to call them, guys), they do tend to take after each other sharing a space, or in some cases a body, for so long.

As for Vanilluxe... Well. No comment. I love them.

I do hope you don’t mind questions regarding your Pokemon, haha.

I must admit that I’m curious about how multiple entities exist and work as one… do you treat them as one, or are they separate?

I also wanted to say that your ice cream companion is quite wonderful~

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KAEYA?

...No. No, I'm not going to ask questions. Fallers are weird.

Anyway.

It kind of depends on the species, but most of the time you treat them as separate individuals.

For example, my Slowbro, Little Bastard (yes, that's his name, shut up), while technically two entities, might as well be one, because the Shellder is essentially inert. On the other hand, each head of my Dodrio, Math Bird (collective name) has a different personality. Geometry and Algebra are normal, but Arithmetic screams at everything :p

As for Ben & Jerry, thanks! The two of them appreciate the love!

[attached: It's a photo of a Vanilluxe. They're hanging out in the Polar biome, and they look to be covered in snow.]