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that's one of those questions that depends heavily on your individual corner of the multiverse. mundane plants, technically. over here we've got microbes. that's it tho.

What counts as a move? And why can't humans learn them.

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infinity energy. i don't know how it got there or why we as humans don't have it myself but i do know it's basically the life force of pokemon that lets them do pokemon things

What counts as a move? And why can't humans learn them.

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as far as i know, yes. not all pokemon have access to all 18 types (19 if you count stellar. it's a type only in the loosest sense of the word), but all of them have types and can use at least 1 move.

What counts as a move? And why can't humans learn them.

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my cold read is ralts line.

they're pretty uncommon tho depending on your location but they're not a bad starter pkmn if you can find one

I've been thinking about trying to get myself a Pokemon so I can start traveling soon but I'm not sure who to get or how to even go about it..

Any advice?

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ooh! i know this one!

moves involve type energy, something which humans don't have access to.

that said the specific ways to use type energy are categorized and (sometimes) invented by humans

and we are creative little buggers so we come up with new ones all the time. getting them recognized by leagues (and therefore legalized in tournament battle) is a separate question entirely tho lmao

What counts as a move? And why can't humans learn them.

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for those who don't speak Kalosian, this says "Yes, you're right. I shall throw a fabulous party celebrating your intelligence as soon as possible!"

(kalosian is a very dense language)

2025 years old. The calendar is to match your age, no?

Va te faire foutre!

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this feels like foreshadowing

Figures that the place I go to on vacation would turn out to have the same kind of problem as back home...

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well also it’s because you’re Not A Pokemon

Figures that the place I go to on vacation would turn out to have the same kind of problem as back home...

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i have a confession to make

i am from east wyndon 😔

we don’t usually like it either

do you watch league battles? i don’t have a lot of good things to say about galar but they have entertaining league battles DOWN.

No. I can’t stand the british accents. 😩

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yaoi, similar to “boys love” or “BL” is a genre of male-male romance stories. fictional gay men.

hey brad do you like yaoi

Isn’t that the thing they say in the shows my kids watch?

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bestie i think you may be misunderstanding how percentiles work

David may have been lying. I’m so sorry you had to find out like this.

David never lies. He showed me his IQ test results and it said he was in the top 90% of intelligence. Someone that smart wouldn’t do that.

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well either that or he is profoundly ignorant

Who told you that was the straight flag?

David told me!

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david is a liar

Who told you that was the straight flag?

David told me!

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not quite

🏳️‍⚧️

Oh, the straight flag! That’s me.

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rotomblr anons are incapable of reading... it's a dire affliction...

what kind of pokemon are you planning on adopting?

I just said we’re not sure yet. What is wrong with these mysterious question askers?

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welcome to rotomblr dude

they're setting up for a kung pow penis, it's a way of ridiculing assholes

That sounds like something a bunch of middle schoolers would make up.

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happy arospec awareness week. please be aware of me at your earliest convenience. i will be in my dorm sorting my discounted cinnamon hearts.

acceptable offerings include chocolate, promises to pet my dodrio, and battles. thank you!