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women love me for my very large bird

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Hello Dr. Eggman

shadow the hedgehog pissed on my wife

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wednesday plans: piss on the moon

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underage gambling (balatro)

according to the last video game you played, what are you being arrested for?

[//Ooc: please answer in-character]

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the other day i called my phone a yamper in front of an audience of unovans and i died on the inside a little

i hope you all are reading my posts in the proper accent. if you hear me talk you can basically figure out the block i grew up. east side of wyndon. by the way.

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i hope you all are reading my posts in the proper accent. if you hear me talk you can basically figure out the block i grew up. east side of wyndon. by the way.

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spiritomb is like. the ultimate guys. i would use one but like. the concept scares me.

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it’s always ‘competitive battlers don’t care about Pokemon’ but like every competitive battler I know is like . This is my garchomp. She has sad wet eyes and so sometimes I have to put her in sweaters to calm her down. Also she has won several championships.

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Peliper mail:

A pamphlet to my store with a few included discounts:

Loaded dice 20% off

Multi head pokemon feeder 30% off

Tandemouse suits for the entire family 25% off

Choice scarf 15% off

Metronome tm 1200 pokecoins

i'm interested. how much for the dice, the scarf, and the tm?

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Consider:

Hireling

Peon

Wagey

Footman

Operator

taking notes... "peon" might be good.

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what a terrible time to be a whimsical underling. henchman is too gendered. grunt is associated with evil teams. "minion" gets you compared to those abominable yellow guys. and don't even get me started on goon.

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//i'm looking at cora's team and basically everything on it is an offensive mon and it's like "guess we're doing hyper-offense". and then I thought to myself "but would cora really play anything else?" and the answer is no

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oh, by the way, i finally stopped putting off beating drayton. :p

[attached: It's a photo of a Dragon-Type TM in Cora's hand]

jazz will finally have her moment!!

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pokemon league facts!

did you know: the former champion of galar, leon, has a charizard!

come back next time for more

pokemon league facts!

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i was scrolling mewtube and i was jumpscared by a rotomblr post reading and oop is someone i follow

quill, if you’re reading this, your post on psychic pokemon’s special optical lobe or wtv broke containment

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the media

people who lie: the media

conclusion should be obvious