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help me get my rent paid

Oh Great Exchequer, guide this lost soul in finding a role which pays unto them many bars, so that they may return these gifts into that Economy, through which all success is bought and sold.

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Blessed Exchequer, whose greed is eternal, allow this bribe to open your ears and hear this plea from your most devout debtor. Please bless me with a very profitable occupation, and so much latinum I won't know what to do with it!

The Exchequer hearts your pleas, and considers them

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Oh blessed Exchequer, grant me the confidence to find that which is within me to help me make sales.

the Exchequer has heard your prayer, and blesses your sacred mission. the strength is within you. find it.

greed

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Blessed Exchequer whose greed is eternal: allow this humble bribe to open your ears and hear this plea from your most devout debtor. Continue to bless my twitch stream with a deluge of donors whose pockets are lined with Latinum and whose impulse control at frivolously wasting money is shaky at best

The exchequer has filed your prayer, please wait three-five business days before recieving divine intervention

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I hate ferengi. Thank you for your attention.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~you don't need to like us, just give us your latinum~✧･ﾟ:*

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My lust for profit has been dimming as of late. What should I do, oh Blessed Exchequer?

make a purchase.

see the glint in the seller’s eyes.

see how it mirrors the latinum.

see their happiness? 

you desire only that happiness.

hold your money in your hands.

hear it clink.

it is happiness.

                                 go to a casino

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where can I find profit this year?

open your ears

listen to rush of the Great River

what is it saying?

                                                                                   (smuggling)