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People on twitter are making collages of my cosplays and they’re so cute!! (Ig: kieraplease)

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Empress of Dancing Winds ahahaha

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Types of Xena episode

The Fun and Wacky™ •aphrodite is probably there •joxer is probably there •ridiculous sound effects •great Xena Gabrielle back and forth •xena makes funny faces for the majority of the episode •one of xena’s dopplegangers is there •also includes autolycus heists •and future aus

The War Episode •Ceasar is probably there •theres an entire Army that they somehow defeat using strategy •xena is fighting for 89% of the episode •bonus points if there’s a Small Village Xena has to defend against an army

The Cultural Appropriation Episode •it takes place somewhere other than Greece •A beautiful woman/shirtless man teaches Xena/Gabrielle some spiritual magic •interesting white savior overtones •"spirit fight" •bonus points if some none-Greek god shows up

The Deep Episode™ •Either Gabrielle or Xena has died/will die •flashback to an important moment in Xena’s past •bonus points if it’s a gay flashback •Xena and Gabrielle get into a fight •or they go on some sort of spiritual journey •Gabrielle is told at least once that her soul is pure and she is very powerful •Xena is told at least once that she is fighting a great darkness inside of her •at the end Xena tells Gabrielle something like “Gabrielle you are the light of my life” or “You are everything that’s good about me” •They have a gal pal moment

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Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic

Xena is ridiculously more muscular than Gabrielle who’s petite in comparison…

GABRIELLE’S ARMS ARE BIGGER THAN XENA’S.

Butch Gabrielle is butch.

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

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(via BurkhartAdriana)

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I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT. Just thinking about what the pitches for those movies had to have been like is so surreal?? A little blue criminal alien crash lands on a Hawaiian island and gets adopted by two sisters dealing with social services that teach him about the value of family. An Inca emperor gets turned into a llama and john goodman helps him get back to his palace and one of the bad guys talks to squirrels. Treasure island but in SPACE. Like, on the surface, the premise for these films seem so random but they all TOTALLY WORKED IN REALLY GREAT WAYS??? idk I just really miss that early 2000s spark of offbeat creativity in Disney’s timeline.

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did you know that in 1953 eisenhower issued an executive order which banned gay people from being employed in government

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Fucking PREACH

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The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Let’s play a game called “how many hints do I have to drop til you ask me if I’m gay”

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Homophobes: Children deserve a mother and a father

Homophobes: *disown their LGBT children so they have neither*