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these violent delights kick ass. anyone know how they end?

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pig sock

what if we kissed in the shattered radioactive medical waste bunker 🫣

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what if we kissed in the shattered radioactive medical waste bunker 🫣

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please drop the secret macau casino piss chicken recipe

Not now hun I'm learning how to make broccoli cheese pastries in line at the DMV

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As yet unclear if they will let me buy the New Jersey flag, 3 ft x 5 ft with Brass Grommets (for use outdoors)

brb making a pot of RoHS-compliant premium caffeinated coffee with nondairy powdered creamer and two thousand packets of sugar while I contemplate my 3 ft x 5 ft Massachusetts Flag, all of which I have purchased from McMaster-Carr.

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Hi everybody I have been given permission to purchase the RoHS-compliant McMaster hair ties for lab. Like legitimately there are a lot of us with long hair, these will go next to the safety goggles.

brb making a pot of RoHS-compliant premium caffeinated coffee with nondairy powdered creamer and two thousand packets of sugar while I contemplate my 3 ft x 5 ft Massachusetts Flag, all of which I have purchased from McMaster-Carr.

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My cottage core study space

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Moving from Boston to New Jersey is interesting. I can't pump my own gas, but I can get rhinestone pepper spray at Target.

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My new favorite TV channel

Not now hun I'm learning how to make broccoli cheese pastries in line at the DMV

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Not now hun I'm learning how to make broccoli cheese pastries in line at the DMV

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I think that the nosferatu from Nosferatu (2024) is my new favorite dracula in visual media. The movie nails all five major dracula criteria:

Rabid animal

Walking corpse

Medieval romanian warlord

Creepy and seductive

Big

Many depictions get two or three dracula points, but I can't think of another that scored a perfect 5.

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The alien lord king is gonna be so pleased when i destroy planet earth

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How did you get to be so good at Posting?

I grew up drinking heavy water

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It's a travesty that it took the catholic church so many centuries to officially canonize Joan of Arc. Meanwhile, the English were trying to cannonize her when she was still alive

honestly forget all the time that joan of arc is a saint and that people like her catholicly instead of lesbianly or transgenderly or both

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It's meow or never

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I hope the young lady at CVS last week who asked the guy in the allergy aisle for Vyvanse instead of Visine is having a good day.