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Murderbot! My beloved!

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L + ratio

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Said this in front of my coworkers and when asked to clarify I was just like, well I don't want to move to the suburbs just for a garage and they were like no what was that other thing.

Idk I think it's self-explanatory, I just need everybody in the entire world to agree that I am singularly smart and special and beautiful, obviously.

I'm moving soon, and I've been doing a lot of thinking about what I want out of life in a new city.

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Lol Warning 2 my enemies: my new plasma blast is stronger than ever

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AVROCAR VZ-9AV (us 1952-1961)

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It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

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Been seeing a good bit of Omelasposting recently, so here's my favorite Omelas response-sequel. Responsequel? Can we make "responsequel" a thing

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You're laughing. This guy's wife is getting railed in a l'Hôtel Holiday Express by a guy in an Uncle Sam costume, and you're laughing.

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oh my god I have been informed that somebody reddited this post and the quebecois are MAD about it

Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.

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Maggie beseeching me to avenge her tragic demise under the derelict care of a cold-hearted workhouse master in 1841.

A coworker has started bringing his dog into work. She's very polite and friendly and well-behaved and we all love her, but she does have the piercing gaze of the ghost of a murdered Victorian child.

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A coworker has started bringing his dog into work. She's very polite and friendly and well-behaved and we all love her, but she does have the piercing gaze of the ghost of a murdered Victorian child.

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Me: [closes my eyes for 20 seconds and opens them] "I just fought in the Atlantean Lemurian hyperwar for ten billion years

friend in the passenger seat: pull over right now

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Once again the québécois are on the cutting edge of innovative forms of baffling xenophobia

Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.

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Saw your chinese menu post and have to ask if it's not too personal, what restaurant is that from? I noticed they have suan la chow show which is a Sichuan dish (suanla chaoshou) but in the context of American Chinese food and the fact that you're from Boston is probably inspired by the (tragically) no longer open Mary Chung's in Cambridge. As a long time Mary's fan I'd love to know where I could get more "suans" as my family (incorrectly) calls them! ....unless that is actually an old Mary Chung's menu haha

Royal East, which is like three blocks from where Mary's used to be. Their rav sauce isn't as good, but otherwise I highly recommend.