literalforklift

[literalforklift]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY & PARKS AND RECREATION vs. 🪑

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

i'm tired of how boring the little free libraries are in my neighborhood. i'm going make a little newspaper to put in them. i will inject some whimsy and delight into this godforsaken suburb all by myself

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[literalforklift]

Priyanka Chopra as Mira Ray and Céline Dion in Love again (2023)

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

[literalforklift]

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

[literalforklift]

from @richard_der_schlesier on ig .

[literalforklift]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[literalforklift]

[literalforklift]

Invite a friend to come over. Leave your front door unlocked, leave your phone on the table and climb out of your window. When they show up to your place, just sit quietly nearby and observe. See if they try the door. The door is unlocked. If they go in, wait a few minutes. Come home like normal. Act spooked that they're there. Demand to know what the fuck they're doing in your house. Act confused by their claim that you invited them, and point out that your phone was at home this whole time. They could have sent those messages to themselves from your phone to invite themselves over.

It's your word against theirs and you both have the same defense: nobody normal would do that for no reason.

[literalforklift]

i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it