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You can’t change your gender and gender is a binary. Stop the war on science.

a lot of trans girls see link as a trans girl and were right and a lot of trans guys see link as a trans guy and theyre right and a lot of cis people see link as cis and theyre fucking idiots link isnt cis

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Sorry to trigger you snowflakes but Standing Rock protesters had no right to be there so this is a false equivalency.

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Cartoons are not evidence that your delusions are real.

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

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You can’t change your gender.

Our apologies

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Trans lives don’t matter. Trans people don’t exist.

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Tumblr is a cesspool that blurs the lines of reality.

Trans people do not exist.

Getting writer’s block and coming back to it later is like opening a video game save only to remember you stopped at a really hard boss

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When people say anti-white racism doesn’t exist.

Why are they all white? And why do they all look the same? The different colour shirts is the only way to distinguish them.

I hate ads on here.

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Because they're innocent you cunt

Please spread!!!!

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Please stop romanticizing bedsharing... and incest.

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Damn, the liberal media really knows how to twist stories to fit its agenda.

Trayvon Martin was going to buy Skittles and Arizona Ice Tea to make lean, and he did it while high on pot. He was also 17, not the 14 year old youngster that the media portrayed.

Tamir Rice was waving around an airsoft gun with the orange tip removed in a public area. A responsible parent would have prevented this.

Ahmaud Arbery was repeatedly trespassing and was repeatedly asked to stop. There were several reported break-ins around the area at that time.

Philando Castile lied about legally carrying a gun. He told the officer he had a gun in his pocket. He was reaching into his pocket. With only seconds to react, anyone would have drawn their gun.

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Where is BLM speaking out against black-on-mixed racism?

Silent.

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You can't change your gender.

Hey Neil, due to a certain British author saying some stupid things again... Could you please quickly say something supportive for trans people? Would be really comforting right now

I’ve missed this (I’ve been taking a Twitter holiday for the last month, for my own mental health), but I can imagine. I’m sorry. 

Trans women are women. Trans men are men.  Trans rights are human rights. I’m sorry that some people have such a hard time getting their heads around that. But the world is changing, and history is with you.

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Trans is just legitimizing the mutilation of genitalia. You can’t change your gender.

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Gender is a binary.

Gender is not malleable.

Life is not an RPG where you can just make up bullshit about yourself.

Non-binary people are valid.

Art by Liberal Jane

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"TeH LeFt Is‘Nt RaCiSt”

Me: Why do you see this as an issue with race?

Leftards: CUZ WHITE PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE POWER AND THEY BE OPPRESSIN NIGGAS

Me: Wait, you’re saying white people are the better race?

Leftrards: YES KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE

Me: ??? Wouldn’t that make YOU the racist?

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Surprise you stupid bitches. B&J has never cared about you, minorities, or race. They are simply capitalizing on a tragedy by playing the race card. You dumb liberal zombies are eating it up.

Fuck anyone who sees this as a race issue. You are the true racists.

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No, no, no.

This is just some uptight cunt ranting about bullshit. If I knew this cunt was working for me, I’d fire immediately. I like the part when this cunt says “Don’t judge what people order,” then immediately judges people for ordering Grey Goose and Red Bull. Stupid hypocritical cunt.

Bar Ettiquette

Not many of my followers know, but I’m a bartender and after this weekend (and for the last 5 years) I thought I’d make a quick a simple list of bar manners to mind.

If you use a lime after a shot do not stick your gross ass chewed up lime on the bar. Put it back into the shot glass, on a napkin or find a trash can for the love of god. 

If you don’t want a straw in your drink, either say so when you order or put in on a napkin or throw it away. Again, do not stick it in your mouth, suck on it and leave your spit straw on the counter. Have you no manners?

Don’t yell. Use your manners.

I know it looks like I will never look into your beautiful, drink starved eyes, but I can see you even if I’m not looking at you. Trust me. 

If I am not looking at you, I’m not taking your order. If I look at your eyes, that’s a sign that I’m ready to take your order. Which I am not, so don’t wave your hand in front of my face to make me look at you. I might forget what I’m doing an take even longer. You’re only hurting yourself.

If you are ordering multiple drinks, order them all at once. Not one at a time. You get your drinks faster and everyone around you can get served faster as well. It’s a win-win.

I don’t care what you drink, honestly. Like, drink a long island. Or a lemon drop. It makes my gut hurt because sugar. But I Don’t Care. And neither should you, so don’t make shitty comments the person next to you when they order. 

Unless you’re putting red bull in grey goose. Save yourself some cash and just get well vodka. 

I take it back, there was one time someone ordered a pint glass of half & half and a shot of malibu rum in it and I thought i was going to die.

If I ask you if you want a back/chaser for your shot I’m not questioning your masculinity or giving you a test. I just want to know. It’s easier to do it all at once.

I don’t know that one special drink at another bar, but tell me what you like about it and I’ll try to find you an alternative. 

Please. Please don’t ask me to just pour you whatever. Especially when it’s busy. I have to hold back the urge to pour you a shot of grape pucker and call it a day.

If you ask me for a “girly” or “pussy” drink I will pour you fernet branca because I am both girly, in possession of a vagina and that’s all I drink. You’ll regret it.

If you order something gay I will pour you whiskey because that’s what all my gay male friends drink. They also drink fernet as well. It’s a toss up there. 

In fact. I serve women, gay men/women and straight dudes all about the same when it comes to whiskey. It’s strange how gender and sexuality have nothing to do with the types of alcohol you drink.

The correct terminology you are looking for is “fruity” or “mixed” 

Anyway. Someone once asked for both. After I responded with fernet to his “pussy” shot request, he ordered a “gay” shot.

So I told him I’d make him a gay shot called a dick in his mouth.

I did. 

He told me it was “a little stiff”

I told him if there’s a dick in his mouth, you better hope it’s stiff.