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"he's just a little guy" yeah well i liked that little guy
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#dndads#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#hermie unworthy#oakworthy#in a way anyway idfk dude this whole thing is a little vent fic or whatever tf you wanna call it#i wrote this in bed while listening to my love live playlist so don't expect quality it's just a little fic for a little guy#if you like both hermie and aqours congrats on having good taste
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something something oakworthy written during last night's struggle with insomnia, no editing because i'm tired and it's a work day, yay
#dndads#hermie unworthy#normal oak#dungeons and daddies#oakworthy#written from my phone so enjoy any and all potential goofs
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i can tell when i'm going through it because my writing is stale and bland but it's all i can do to make life feel relatively normal at this point :/ also my shoulders are literally tense all the time nowadays and it sure is something
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maybe asking hermie for help on how to be normal isn't the most effective idea
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#hermie unworthy#normal oak#oakworthy#snapchat slander because all the teens i work with confirm that it's 1000% for 'old people'
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hermie is trying to not dwell on things
scam is trying to be a good dad
normal is always on hermie's mind
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#hermie unworthy#scam likely#oakworthy#people in my life are dying so uh yeah bad quality incoming#was actually working on this in august when the hospital called me 馃檭
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y'all... ya girl is tired.
my last surviving family member is dying. i still have to go to work (which i like but i'm so beyond drained).
i don't sleep well at all
and one of my SSDs failed yesterday so i can only assume it sensed the fact that i was gonna try writing more only for it to say "uh, no"
a fun anecdote: my idea of relaxed is apparently just wrong in every sense. went in to get my booster, did a bunch of relaxation techniques, i feel good, i sit in the chair, the pharmacist promptly has to tell me to relax and i'm sitting there like a damn fool going "??? this is relaxed"
so she shows me how to relax and it feels super weird but okay, i maintain that position for the second shot i'm getting
"relax your arm" I!!! AM!!!
i was not. it hurt more than it needed to. go get your booster and please relax
#joke's on you samsung i'll warranty that shit and give y'all minute amounts of work#but uh yeah that's life right now and it is... not my favorite series of events
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#god i hate it here#three years / 8 semesters for a masters in counseling#entry level cops make five more dollars per hour than entry level clinicians#one of the many reasons i went into private practice tbh#love my job but really truly hate the system
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oatmeal cookie haters can鈥檛 touch me. i understand things about this world you never will
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My current recent twitter posts about the pansexual vampire twink, human-rights-violation disaster I call my husband.
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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
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just genuinely curious, you dont have to say what you picked or explain yourself in the tags unless you want to
#whenever i'm around people in an indoor setting or transit or whatever#glare at me all you want old man i'm a sardine in this costco and i will not be giving or receiving any viruses thanks
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Today I thought about fentanyl so hard that a cop a few blocks away exploded into pure energy
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we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude
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#sometimes it's just quiet up there#i personally wouldn't know but professionally yeah it's just chill passing thoughts#sounds nice!!!!!!!
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jungkook birthday is coming up
some womans birthday is today but you dgaf
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Tfw you鈥檙e trying to parent your emotionally emancipated(?) child but your friend/coworker is a massive pushover
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