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this is a game changer

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These Carrie Fisher tweets and quotes prove that she was brilliant and crazy in the best way

Because Fisher wasn’t just Princess Leia, she was also a tireless advocate for mental health and humanized people with mental disorders. And now her daughter Billie Lourde has some touching words to share about her mother’s amazing legacy.

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Carrie Fisher being an absolute treasure in “8 Out Of 10 Cats.”  

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Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting

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this is iconic

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(via lifeincartoon)

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Floor Plans of Famous TV Apartments [nikneuk]

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twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs. Beautiful mistake.

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The cast squad of Bad Blood

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you know how when people say “Jack Sparrow” and he corrects them “Captain Jack Sparrow”

petition to start doing that whenever someone says Harley Quinn. “Doctor Harley Quinn”

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Goalz

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#peter pan is one of the most sinister characters in children's literature and you will never convince me otherwise can you explain why?

sneaks into people’s bedrooms in the middle of the night

literally steals children and spirits them away

supposedly all of these children are ”lost” and fell out of their prams and whatnot but he also happily absconded with wendy, michael and john who were not even a little bit lost 

chopped a man’s hand off and fed it to a crocodile nbd

(peter is supposed to be a child can we bear this in mind) 

at the end when he rescues the lost boys et al he sneaks onto the jolly roger and slaughters ten pirates before they even realise he’s there

boy is a stone cold killer yo

and slightly just keeps a running verbal tally through all of it like those children are so unfazed by Peter Pan, Killing Machine

and a couple of quotes from the text to top it all off: 

and when [the lost boys] seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out;

peter thins them out

okay

and my personal favourite: 

He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the body;

THEN WHEN YOU WENT OUT YOU FOUND THE BODY

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the truth is out there 

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On whether the kids would want to get a tattoo in the future [x]