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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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me: haha that sure was a fun night out in the spaceship!

my 14th-century friend guillaume: yeah too bad we have Chivalry tomorrow

me: shhhh lets try to sneak back in before the king notices we were gone

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Feminine Wave, 1845 by Katsushika Hokusai (Japanese, 1760--1849)

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tom grice

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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

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not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs

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moan louder baby, i can still hear the intrusive thoughts

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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

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heart shaped candles

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