liolowell

[liolowell]

Our kids should have a playdate where i put them in a box as they experience unimaginable horrors

The box is our dms and we shake them violently all the damn time Shaking oliver and aaren and hugo and remus and yamato and hito and lio and theo shaking them shaking them scrambling their brains

[liolowell]

so true he's literally an indeedee

[liolowell]

omg how long have these been buried in here omg

[liolowell]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???

[liolowell]

what would lio lowell say if i showed him

sh showed him what? showed him what???

[liolowell]

Maybe one day i’ll make a huge shortlist of ever Lio au with a short description of what the fucks going on in there because lord knows theres a real RANGE

HOW'S LIO LOWELL

if we go off most recent aus created? bad

if we're talking collectively all time? bad But it could get better!

[liolowell]

HOW'S LIO LOWELL

if we go off most recent aus created? bad

if we're talking collectively all time? bad But it could get better!

[liolowell]

Does lio lowell

everyone always asks does lio lowell, but does anyone ever ask how's lio lowell 😔

[liolowell]

Lio lowell when he

this gif has the same energy as those asmr videos where the rabbit is eating grapes then falls the fuck over and slams in to the mic i love it

[liolowell]

Lio lo

this is the first thing i saw when i came on tumblr today and it sent me in to hysterics, im fuckin DYING elias im WHEEZING and CRYING Even if 30 years go by i will always love hamster banana

[liolowell]

this is so much juice grace how is he going to drink it all pancake picture but juice

[liolowell]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[liolowell]

who'd be lio's fave ze character from each game if he played

Aoi from 999 obviously. He has both the abrasiveness take no nonsense from anyone personality that he admires as well as being entirely devoted to protecting his sister. Also he's kinda stupid which is amusing to watch. this is by far the easiest one to pin Luna is my instinct to say from VLR. Very sweet and caring and i think her issues with identity being not only a robot but a robot made after someone else is a very sympathetic characterization to him gun to my head for ztd i guess like, diana. i dont have a reason i just think he doesnt vibe with, most of the ztd cast for, obvious reasons lol

[liolowell]

UB. PUSHES YOU TO THE GROUND. WHAT'S LIO LOWELL'S SUBWAY ORDER. I UNDERSTAND HE WOULD NOT HAVE IT FOR MUCH OF HIS LIFE BUT THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL / WHAT IT IS ONCE HE'S WITH ELI

the thing is is that i think Eli without a doubt was a meatball sub guy. there's no other answer. so i feel like the first time trying it he would have just gotten the same thing as them, since he has no frame of reference other than what eli likes. and it was, not great lol. mediocre at best after that he'd probably forgo the subway "legally not allowed to call it bread" bread and get the chicken caesar or turkey bacon guac wrap.

[liolowell]

also WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW CANCELED!!!! LYING ABOUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (birthday was yesteray)

HITS YOU WITH CURSE OF RIGHT BACK AT YOU IDIOT!!!!!

[liolowell]

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

[liolowell]

lio lowell's favorite part of a zoo and of an aquarium?

For the zoo that's easy, he loves the petting zoo section of course! They didn't have pets when he was younger but he's always been a huge animal lover and animals like his vibes, so basically dream come true For the aquarium i feel like i want to say penguins from my own bias of liking penguins. i'm too clouded in bias im sorry don't look at me