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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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If you're seriously depressed and go about your day being brooding and melancholic as shit maybe you should put the mitski and hozier aside and put on some sir mix-a-lot for a change
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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
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This site is great for people who have opinions so esoteric as to be functionally useless
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Remembered all the cruelty and wickedness in this world

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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing
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I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
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I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:
Further updates as warranted.
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