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Me when I log online to check if they found any new mollusks
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bugs bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way
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I mean, you don't have to eat pussy but you don't have to be a misogynistic about it 🤷🏼♀️
i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened
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Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
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I just saw Tony Hawk on Yo Gabba Gabba and I said "wow it'd be a lot cooler if it was Tony Hawk."
I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM
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