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soo i'm actually the guy that makes all the clock tower sounds. they call me little ben, yeah. and every hour i make the bong sounds so everyone knows what time it is and if i mess up They'll come up and take me away. uhh nno sorry i don,t just do it for free haha, i couldn't jus- well ok i guess i can give it a shot; bonngg bonggnn bonggnnb bo (the bri ish time authority come adn drag me awa
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i saw this on tiktok and i just i had to do it okay.. it's so double life ep.1 coded (before the divorce, that is)
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crying this was two years ago
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shout out to my mother and her 7 monitor set up, she's realy cooking
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nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore
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Happy pipe mudder!!!

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈
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this guy from the tubi ad all over tumblr right now is an avatar of the flesh!
#THANK GOD I THOUGH I WAS GOING CRAZY#I HATE THAT ADD IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL#GOT TO THE FLESH DOMAIN WEIRD ASS FLESH HAT KID#lime reblog
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new boatem au acquired. void infection au
that awkward moment when you open a hole to the void and accidentally sacrifice something to it and now you’re infected with a void virus and it’s everybody’s problem (thanks alienkeep)
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the soft animal of my body wants to fucking bite someone
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10000 likes!
making my milestones
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the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏
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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!
1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.
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haven't seen the wicked movie yet but will concede it's an extremely astute way for ariana grande to come out as white blonde
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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
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Everyone be extra nice to Skizz, please
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Everyone be extra nice to Skizz, please
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Everyone be extra nice to Skizz, please
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