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jon there's something wrong with your cigarette
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I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me
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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
#school#either something being wrong w my paperwork and having to repeat a class#or missing an exam / not being aware of a deadline
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my god I saw a tiktok about the Toyota water pump it’s popular now
tbh i didnt start this at all i just saw this meme one day
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and just decided to be annoying with it on here
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*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*
Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.
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She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs
better but also predictable.
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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation
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lowkey getting envious of this amulet everyone is talking about. might go to such lengths to get it that i lose my own humanity and become a shadowy husk of my former self in the process? will update
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Some habits that helped me fix my attention span as an artist:
1. Download books on your phone and read them when waiting or bored (instead of your first instinct being to scroll social media). Can help you get through several thousand pages a week this way, which is great bc most adults just don’t read enough nowadays :)
2. Don’t watch or read anything while eating. Nothing.
3. Do an intense workout first thing in the morning to feel energized for studying (better than coffee), because the hardest part of the day is already over. Whenever you feel depressed throughout the day just do another one
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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