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Mary: So, how have you been?

Yumeko: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.

Midari: *enters the room*

Yumeko: Oh look, there it is.

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Midari: *sets the kitchen on fire*

Midari, panicking: WHERE’S THE RESPONSIBILE ADULT?!

Istuki: SHE’S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

Yumeko: WATER, GIVE ME A BUCKET OF WATER!

Istuki: *passes her a bucket of water*

Yumeko, walking out to dump the bucket on Mary: Wakey, wakey, the kitchen’s on fire

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✨Are you up for the challenge?!✨ 

We’ll reward you if you can!💘

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Anyone think of that text post about the catholic teacher who said lesbian relationships are bad because they get stuck in a caring relationship until their dead? Because I surely did

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So may or may have not become obsessed with Beetlejuice as I wait for my other shows and interests to release more stuff, lesbian Lydia is now my favorite headcanon

lydia’s not a very colorful person but she’ll make an exception for pride ❤️💗

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I’m pretty sure Sayaka would die if she saw Kirari in a Virgin Killer

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Yumeko, patting Kirari and Sayaka on their backs: Good job, gays!

Sayaka: You mean gir-

Yumeko: Did I stutter?

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Ririka: Hey, where’s Kirari?

Sayaka: Somewhere out there fucking disappointing Jesus

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Yumeko: *trying to flirt with Mary*

If this were a fairy tale, you’d be the princess.

Ririka: Well that must make me the fairy godmother because you can bippity boppitty back the fuck away from my girlfriend.

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Mary: RIVAL!

Yumeko: What rival?

Mary: Tell the whole world we’re rivals!

Yumeko, whispering into Mary’s ear: We’re rivals.

Mary: Why’d you whisper rival?

Yumeko: Because your my whole world rival

Mary, stuttering and blushing: r-rival

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*When Midari cuts the two strings*

Yumeko: Way to go, Midari. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

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Kirari: I’m very upset and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel better.

Midari:

Kirari: No.

Runa:

Kirari: Don’t.

Yumemi:

Kirari: I’m warning you-

Ririka: [Brings Sayaka into the room]

Kirari, softly and fighting a smile:

Fuck.

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*starts Helena’s season 9*

*Starts to cry because this is her last season and we get a happy ending*

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Who wouldn’t want a knife loving wife named Euryale who’s also very cute and, if I remember correctly, did hit on the MC once(unless I’m confusing fanfic and canon, which I do on gaily- I mean daily basis)

And I’ve just realized this might be a bad idea after looking up ‘knife’ in the gifs

Nahh the gay agenda overruled that concern

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Fuck... Envy tho...

Introducing Onyx Wren👠 and Malakai Collins🌋. Sin With Me will be releasing on 6/22!💘

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Going through the Helena Klein tags have been depressing, people are bashing her decision on going back and staying in Chicago. She’s most likely slaughtered 1/4 of every population still alive, abused by the WQ, and just because she aided in the WQ’s demise is going to erase every bad thing she’s ever done from every one’s mind.

She’s allowed to go to another place and have a clean slate, hell I could see them moving to the country so she could practice her growth magic. Maybe even have a farm of some sorts.

Besides she can still go back to the Retainers’ world, it’s not like she’s cutting them off comepletely. Their still her friends.

Edit: changed “killing the WQ” to “aided in demise” she specifically said she didn’t want to kill her.

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Heck yeah!

Are you up for the challenge?!✨ We’ll reward you if you can!💘