lilsnoozyvert
tristesse priestess
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lilsnoozyvert · 18 days ago
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poison babys have started outnumbering regular babys
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lilsnoozyvert · 4 months ago
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life would be sooo good without my curse
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lilsnoozyvert · 8 months ago
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lilsnoozyvert · 8 months ago
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My greatest dream is to find a pill on the sidewalk one day, and to eat the pill. Chew it swallow and then it takes affect, and that affect is to pass away
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lilsnoozyvert · 8 months ago
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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit
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lilsnoozyvert · 8 months ago
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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lilsnoozyvert · 8 months ago
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lilsnoozyvert · 9 months ago
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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
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lilsnoozyvert · 9 months ago
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lilsnoozyvert · 9 months ago
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lilsnoozyvert · 10 months ago
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my card declined at oktoberfest and they ripped off my lederhosen
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lilsnoozyvert · 10 months ago
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me when someone asks me literally anything:
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lilsnoozyvert · 10 months ago
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hey i just got back from the gynecologist. no, sit down. put down the ancient tome when i'm talking to you. did you put a curse of abundance on my fucking womb?
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lilsnoozyvert · 10 months ago
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Ant jfk has just been antsassinated with a single drop of white vinegar
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lilsnoozyvert · 10 months ago
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lilsnoozyvert · 11 months ago
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My new airpod
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lilsnoozyvert · 11 months ago
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Looks at you with bathroom eyes
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