lilpressedflower
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she/he/they Kind of a fan account of anything I’m currently obsessing over. Art blog: @conniferab Ao3: @lilpressedflower
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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something about how alhaitham has a tendency to let people make assumptions about him and then act in ways that reinforce those assumptions without correcting anyone because he thinks he's above it all. something about those hcs about how most people in sumeru must assume he's kaveh's rando live-in boytoy because kaveh is rich and famous and he's Just Some Guy. something about how alhaitham would be fully aware of the fact that people think he's kaveh's kept man and would purposefully play up the act. people are so gullible, isn't it funny kaveh. this is an inside joke just between you and me. can you imagine.
something about kaveh internally screaming because if he was rich this situation would be untenable. if he was rich all of that would not be a rumor. he would buy alhaitham away from the akademiya in a heartbeat and fund his silly little research projects for ever and ever. he would keep alhaitham like a treasured precious lapdog and pamper his pet genius to death. he would love to show off his hayi like arm candy and the worst part is he knows alhaitham would love it too if he ever experienced it for real. yes alhaitham this joke is so funny i love when you make ambiguous comments in public that start rumors and i don't feel sick at all when i think about how badly i wish they were true. yeah because of the house thing. for sure. that's the part of it that gets to me.
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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Skim by Mariko and Jilian Tamaki and Mitski lyrics
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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Oh nothing, thinking about how Rio was a foreshadowing of how Viktor would be turned into a Thing caught between life and death because there was a man obsessed with keeping them alive.
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Another one… just endless inspiration It’s so heartbreaking
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a dead beggar costs less than a living beggar / poem
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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
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in all timelines and in all possibilities 🫶🏻
prints 🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️🌟✨️
key frames below the line!!
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long hair Vi my angel
trying to get back into the swing of drawing
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Do I look like him and Ronan lynch and his father
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Being fucked by an older woman won’t fix me, but it’s worth a shot.
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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her
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