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i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

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do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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tgirls whose lil cocks leak so much when they're turned on that their panties get wet are angels

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how come you can’t show a gun or pistol on Cartoon Network but you can show a “plasma pistol” or “ray gun”. I feel like a gun that shoots plasma or ray would be significantly more gun

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Akatosh, grant me the confidence of a Novice Mage

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I just saw someone say “Im glad Kamala didn’t win because I don’t want our first female president to be a raging imperialist.” What do you think the president of the United States of America is?

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ok now how do I be hot

take hrt

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I’m trying to convince myself that I don’t NEED this throw blanket but just WANT it.

My inner TES dork is flailing like “I both WANT and NEED this.”

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Nintendo wants to be Disney so bad

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Wtf is veterans day

Anyway happy birthday sky rimmed

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it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

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calling all good girls

good girls go around and around

Good girls feel sooo sleepy, their drowsy eyes barely able to focus on the spiral as they go around and around…

sooo sleepy as the spin around and around and around…

good girls make their girl friends go sleepy and go around and around …

share this with your girl friends sluts.

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Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

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Well our hopes of High Speed Rail projects in the US will be shelved till 2028, I think Brightline West might survive, but California High-speed Rail is very unlikely to get funding over the next 4 years and I doubt the Texas High-speed Rail project will even break ground

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It almost makes sense for the Bosmer population to have a higher rate of severe allergies to common crops than other groups. Most people who had those issues in other societies would just kinda… Die. Some poor kid drops after eating some cabbage for the first time and so on.

But most Bosmer go their entire lives without eating these things. Natural selection wouldn't pressure those allergies out of the population. A byproduct of this is that Y'ffre's wrath against turncoats is very real and immediate in the minds of the Bosmer…

…Because half of them are deathly allergic to wheat.

“See children? This is what happens when you eat bread. Consigned to the ooze within minutes!”