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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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….well, she’s got the spirit!

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

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so china's pet content is really on another level

then someone drew art

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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

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Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.

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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

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Hwang In-ho in season 2 of Squid Game

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Netflix gave us the old man yaoi we never knew we needed.

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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squid game is not squid game without gay people in each season

— doomed lesbians in season 1 (and toxic old men yaoi if you count sangwoo and gihun)

— toxic old men yaoi AND doomed lesbians in season 2

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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote ���lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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i think i'm in love with her

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