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What it says on the tin, plus some simple explanations of who has the power to do what.
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I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is
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I think everyone is a hater sometimes but like anything else the poison is truly in the dosage. Just like it's natural for your body to have a small amount of formaldehyde in it as a waste byproduct but if it builds up in your system it's highly toxic.
You need a good amount of being nice and having stuff you love to act as a liver to filter all that out or you'll get really obnoxious pissy jaundice or something.
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just found this picture from an assignment i did last year
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well i want someone to talk to 24/7 to drag around and go places with me and maybe it’s codependency mixed with desire but i just want someone to stick with me for life
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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yes communication is important, but being in a situation where you constantly have to over-communicate every single thing in order to get listened and tended to is draining and kills romance. a huge part of intimacy and connection is feeling seen and understood by the other person – them being attuned to your needs, feelings, desires, and knowing who you are as a person on a deeper level, is a sign of love. being with someone who is thoughtless and inconsiderate and constantly has to have everything spelled out to them, will leave you feeling invisible and unloved. yes people aren’t mind readers and its good to talk about stuff but someone who just doesn’t think of you or understand basic things that would make you happy, isn’t a good partner.
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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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