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HIII ANON HERRE!! I love your headcannons about him and I was wondering if you haven't done a Shapeshifitng/Non human Y/N (Or you) x John doe headcannonss! Also have a nice day!

well, that was REALLY hard for me. thoughts just run in my heads, but idk how to put them into text. but i think genderfluid!YOU x John Doe would be sooo great together.

#_ headcanons for shapeshifter! YOU x John Doe!

• he would be happy. meeting someone who is so similar to him will make him very happy.

• but despite any joy, I think he would answer you in the same way as YOU answered him in the 7th ending. be yourself - that's the most important thing.

• he likes any of your shapes, he adores absolutely every one, but most of all he loves the one that feels closest to YOU you.

• (headcanon for Regulat Guy! YOU)

can YOU also take on the that eyeball look? PERFECT. he would love to cuddle you and pet you, just like a kitten, but he also definitely feels an even stronger connection with you when you're both in your original form.

• perhaps YOU would enjoy embarrassing Doe with tricks like sudden height changes. so suddenly pressing him against the wall and hanging over him, looking down from above, will completely flustered him.

• sometimes he may feel...useless? for example, he will not be able to help you reach the top shelf, because you can do it yourself. it won’t be able to bring something that lies a little further from you, because you can easily make your arm longer or something like that. just play along with him a little, ask him to help you get something or something similar, he will be happy.

• if YOU one day decide to take on his fake body, he will have a...interesting reaction. this will be quite funny to watch. he will be clearly confused.

!! NSFW!!

• in fact, your ability is used very well in bed. since YOU dominate much more often, YOU also most often choose how everything will happen.

• as I said earlier, he likes any shape of you. any pussy you can create is perfect. a dick of any shape, thickness, length is also ideal for him. (he likes bigger)

• my previous headcanon about YOU taking on Doe form. perhaps you would use this in bed. he might like it, although at first he would think for a long time (two minutes).

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doe with hello kitty pajama cuz yes 👍✨

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Hello! (FoR a ThIrD tImE. I'm sorry but the amazing work y'alls have done with the Valley games is amazing)

I have... Yet another few question on the Realtors.. (I'm obsessed, I know)

1. How do Realtors establish the 'hierarchy' shale we say? (i.e. Maison saying he's the #1) Is it just based on how many people they've "sold houses" too? Or like... Just the order of their existence?

2. What happens if you pull the cord from the lure? Personally, I have the idea that the lure will just collapse like a puppet without its strings. Is that correct? Or wpuld the body just like... Stay up right or smth? XD

3. Can a Realtor eat with the lure, like a human can? Would the food just go through the cord back to the house?

4. Can Realtors feel all movement inside their regular body/the house?

And another thing on the house itself; Hypothetically, if a wall or something somehow broke down, would it hurt at all?

5. Small one that my friend wanted to ask, the Spelling for their species, in a lot of your diagrams of Maison, the species name is capitalized, is that just style choice or is it ACTUALLY how it's supposed to be spelt??

I'm gonna stop myself before this gets too overwhelming. Sorry for the bumbardment! I just have a lot to know about so far my favorite species within the Uncanny Valley!

Take as long as you need to get to this, and I wish you a (very late) Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! :] (Unless y'all don't celebrate, idk tho ahhh)

oh gosh haha no worries XD i appreciate that youre interested!

1: it has to do with the quality and quantity! Maison for example is perfect by REALTOR standards! His lure is attractive, his house body is pristine and is a large and desired house style and because of that he is the best at attracting buyers!

REALTORs still have to abide by a quota system though put in place by the mayor and Ivy, meaning they can only eat so many buyers a month. some eat their allotted amount and others might not even get that many! REALTORs are similar to snakes and tarantulas when they eat, so one buyer (depending on the size of the house) can keep them fed for quite a while. Ivy's working on writing down biology stuff for the creatures in the valley, but shes only human so its been hard by herself ;w;

Heim is on the opposite spectrum from Maison however, he SUCKS at being a REALTOR. his lure is considered "unattractive" to most buyers (i personally think hes a cutie, but going by popular beauty standards here), his house is in disarray and is pretty small so he doesnt get many buyers. HOWEVER hes grown a taste for fast food and while it doesnt fill him up as good as buyers, he prefers it!

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2: if you were to cut the lure cord or detach it from the body, it would simply go limp. its essentially an appendage so it would be the same as losing an arm or a leg! it would decay similar to a vegetable and not like a human.

it takes several months for a new lure to grow back and itll look almost the same as the original, but have deformities. usually the REALTOR will die before the lure finishes growing due to lack of food though :( but lets say someone was helping it eat, in that case if a REALTOR lost its lure multiple times the deformities would get worse and worse each time it had to regrow one.

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3: a REALTOR cannot eat through its lure! XD its more like a walled up cave in it's mouth ! kind of like a puppet! theres no where for the food to go and would simply fall out haha they can however drop food anywhere on the inside of the house body and itll digest it!

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4: yes! imagine there was a dude crawling around inside you haha they can feel every inch on their insides so theres no point trying to hide in there lol its pretty much like walking into a big stomach

and it would hurt a lot ;o; the insides are EXTREMELY tough though, but you could cut them open with a knife and it would be the same as cutting open a person (though their blood is a little different since theyre plants. its like a red tinted chlorophyll !

their windows are also actually a translucent fleshy membrane so they wouldnt break like windows, it'd be more squishy when you touch it.

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5: REALTORs is the proper way to write it, but im not picky with it XD capitalization is a running thing in the valley and most of the species' names are in upper case because it symbolizes a need to push it across since it's technically a lie! imagine really emphasizing youre something you arent haha i dont mind it being spelled in lower case though!

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and no problem! i hope this all makes sense XD i have so much written on my species so its fun to actually write it all down haha

hope you had/have a good holiday as well!

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Would hunters brother if he knew about the alan situation Would he help her out also will we ever see what he looks like??

I've drawn him before, but my tags are a little inconsistent 😔

I do have plans for him to show up a couple times in the plot of The Fanfic.

He's pretty begrudging about the idea helping her. She's on thin ice with him for the whole... ghosting their family thing. If he knew the whole Alan situation he'd probably mostly be sorta... patronizingly unsurprised, I guess? He'd help, but the help would be limited and largely out of obligation.

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Hey YB, do you have an ex ?

"Heavens so. There was someone who wouldn't take 'No' for an answer. So, they had to, you know. . . go missing~."

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Would BF harm/kill Y/N's family for any reason? Like say, if a relative is more close to them then he'd like, doesn't like how their family treats them, or doesn't approve of him and tries to keep Y/N away from him? Just how far would he go, even if Y/N begs him not to hurt them?

(( It's normal to be close to family members, so he wouldn't get jealous in any way. But if one single family member hurts you way, expect funerals to follow shortly after. ))

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Is there anything you can say about YB's high school life? I'm curious. It's cute to have such a background, or has something changed him?simply because of the passage of time? I don't know. Have you been asked this question many times? If so, I'm sorry

((He was a loner quiet weirdo and anti social....and EEEEEDDDGEEEEYYY))

"I never went to high school....I never had a goth phase...School is a lie told through the internet"

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Question for YB, do you have any other siblings besides YGF and where’s your dad? Is the relationship good with any of them?

"My creator has a husband but I barely know him at all. My sister is a bitch and I hate my mom. My family tree is...weird"

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it's him, the hatchet man

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Alanesio Oreo

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College AU + Other stinks

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watching.

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Okay, so surely, Mychael had to have heard of the concept of Christmas at some point, considering the mass amounts of "research" he's done. How much does he know about it exactly? Does he know about its origin? What it's about? Has he ever tried to celebrate with his chickens, or has he not bothered with the idea until MC shows up?

(Also, I feel like he's the type to bake a fruit cake, but like...actually good.) (Just in general, Christmas would be the perfect way to show off his baking skills. Frfr.)

I've answered before he's somewhat familiar with the major holidays humans celebrate, including Christmas. Don't expect him to be a wikipedia page about it, though. He'd walk into town and clock in on all the decorations and smells and instantly think: "Oh! It's crispmas again. Good for them, good for them."

Would he bother researching it? Ehh, sorta? The second it gets into religion his brain turns off unfortunately haha. At the end of the day, he sees it as another special human holiday celebrated at a certain time of the year with food and gatherings like any other he's already seen.

"Aren't all human celebrations about food and gatherings anyway?" See, he's a total expert! /lie

He's never celebrated with his chickens (that's too silly even for him haha) but he would definitely wanna try with MC if they celebrate it!

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Stop staring at me like that

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this was November, just forgot to finish the other draft for the bonus art. Have this Christmas gift everyone

Here's the bonus⬇️

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