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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

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Uhm… can someone please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??

If you know the owner pls let me know or feel free to tag them

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✨ Let’s take a trip back to May 2023, when Kattfest rocked Oklahoma! On the lineup were two powerhouse bands: Bad Omens and I Prevail. During "Hurricane", to everyone’s surprise, Eric Vanlerberghe brought Noah Sebastian on stage to sing with them. One of those unforgettable moments! Who else wishes they had seen this live? And what dream collab would you love to witness? Let us know!

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Word Count: 1,356

Pairing: Noah Sebastian X Reader

Content Warnings: smut, body worship, detailed description of physical appearance, very brief mentions of insecurities surrounding appearance, oral f. receiving

Tags: @collisionofyourkissmakesitsohard @lacy1986 @collidewiththesav @kenjipepsi1 @follow-me-down-to-wonderland @alwaysfightforwhoyouare @chey-h

The room was dark.

The curtains had been drawn quite some time ago since it was late into the evening.

Noah had his strong arms wrapped around my waist as he snored softly into the back of my neck.

It was nice.

The darkness was too.

I thought about Noah sleeping soundly behind me, a sense of jealousy consuming my veins.

How dare he be sleeping too well whilst I lie here and toss and turn.

It wasn’t his fault that my mind wouldn’t shut off.

Maybe it was.

I didn’t know.

My issues often kept me awake. I worried if people could see me. If someone were to break in and see me, and think I was too big. I wasn’t too big. I never was. But my brain didn’t agree.

It was hard to navigate. Especially at night when Noah wasn’t there to fight off the voices.

I didn’t want to wake him.

Not tonight.

He had just come back from the biggest show of his career thus far and needed his rest.

But so did I.

I was utterly exhausted.

My brain would not shut off, making it hard to do much else.

I lay in the darkness, enveloped in my boyfriends large frame, and thought.

I always thought.

I hated it.

Thinking took up too much of my time and I wanted to stop.

My brain needed to stop.

Everything needed to stop.

It wasn’t like my brain was telling my horrible, nasty things. It just wouldn’t stop thinking of possible perceptions of me.

Not all negative.

But all too much.

Most of the time, Noah would help me shut it off, but I doubted he would do that tonight.

My tossing had awoken him.

He rubbed his eyes and kissed my cheek.

“Why are you still up, babe?”

I shrugged.

I didn’t know what to tell him. Or how to tell him.

I just shrugged and snuggled my back further into him, my ass brushing his semi-hard cock.

He groaned quietly.

I giggled slightly at his reaction.

He gripped my hips with his large hands, stilling me in place.

“Baby, you gotta stop.” Noah groaned into my neck, making all the hairs stand up. I felt myself grow wetter as his chest vibrated behind me.

Fuck.

“Is it the thoughts again? Are they keeping you up?” He asked, sounding a little more concerned.

Wow, way to kill the mood, Noah.

I nodded.

“It’s nothing bad, just a lot of them at once.” I replied in a timid whisper. I didn’t want to divulge what my brain was saying just yet as I was hoping that the steamy atmosphere that had been created was still lingering.

“Can I show you something?” Noah whispered.

I nodded once again.

He pushed himself up slightly and wiggled his large body down the bed until he was hovering over my stomach.

His larger hands crept up my torso, pulling the baggy t-shirt that I was wearing up until my breasts were exposed. The chill in the air making my nipples perk up.

He motioned for me to lift up so that he could remove the shirt entirely. I complied, curious… and horny.

Noah’s beautiful brown eyes were alight with something other than lust and love. It was more intense. I couldn’t quite place it.

“Look at you.” He said, running his fingers up and down my sides, making me shiver under his delicate touch.

I could feel his hot breath against me as he leaned closer, as if he were marvelling at the very texture of my skin.

He seemed mesmerised by my body as he began to pull the black cotton panties I was wearing down my thighs until he had removed them completely.

His hands still wandered the expanse of my body, not yet touching me where I wanted him to so desperately.

“You’re the most beautiful creature I have ever had the privilege of seeing with my own eyes.” He whispered as his eyes remained transfixed on my skin.

He marvelled at every scar, every stretch mark, every freckle as if they were individual works of art.

“I could look at you forever.” He whispered, still not looking at my face.

Noah was so close to me, his body barely millimetres away from my own.

So close, in fact, that I could feel every hair on his body brushing against my own.

I felt his hard cock that remained restrained in his black boxers brush against my leg as he moved up higher, closer to my face.

“You amaze me in every way.” He whispered in my ear before capturing my lips in a tender, yet intense, kiss.

I moaned loudly and reached up to cup his cheeks, pulling him closer into me.

Taking the opportunity, with his body in such close proximity to my own, I raised my lower half up to grind against his own, hungry for some kind of friction, be it tiny.

He began to grind against me in return.

We remained like that for a short while, just enjoying each other’s presence, until it was all too much to bear and Noah pulled away.

“I gotta taste you, honey.” He murmured, transfixed in some sort of trance as he lowered himself down towards my pussy that ached with anticipation of what was to come.

First, I felt the tip of his nose brush against my clit.

Then, I felt his tongue expertly navigate through my folds as he began to eat my pussy.

He started slowly, as if he was making love to my sex with his mouth.

It was euphoric.

If there was some kind of award for eating pussy, Noah would win every damn category.

His hands traced delicate artworks on my thighs as he licked and kissed away out of my view. It grounded me, his fingertips dancing across my skin.

My body began to tingle, letting me know I was close. I was sure that Noah knew this too as he didn’t move his position in order to make me cum.

Despite me knowing that I was close, my orgasm always took me by surprise. A white hot light erupted in my brain as it painted bright fireworks across my eyelids, filling my body with overwhelming pleasure as I came on Noah’s stunningly handsome face.

He slowed his movement before pulling away from me, still wearing that tranced expression on his face.

The wetness on his chin reflected the slit of moonlight that shone through the gap in the curtains, making him look completely ethereal.

His large hands still sat on my thighs, caressing the skin gently.

Noah leant forward and brought his body up closer to my face, capturing my lips in a tender kiss. The kiss told me everything that I needed to know in that moment.

He loved me.

It warmed my heart, the fact that he didn’t need to say anything to tell me this.

He smiled down at me warmly, before lying back on his side and pulling me into his warm chest.

I could hear his heart beating quickly in his chest as my face was pushed up against it. This was where I felt safest.

“Baby, you are a work of art.” Noah whispered.

Unsure of what to reply with, I simply smiled up at my boyfriend.

“Seriously. You are. I don’t really know how else to show you.” He began, a pussy-drunk smile across his face. “So, I’m going to make love to you tonight, and worship you and your body like you deserve.”

My heart leapt in my chest.

“Let me worship you baby.” Noah whispered as he placed two fingers under my chin, raising it up enough to place a chaste kiss onto my lips before rolling back on top of me.

“I’m so lucky to get to see all of you.” He said before sliding his cock into me.

The rest of the night, and well into the morning, Noah made love to me.

Maybe he was right after all?

Maybe I do deserve to be worshipped?

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A bestie experience with Noah, maybe? Somehow you tell him (cause what's tmi between friends?) that penetration just isn't worth shit to you and you've never cum from that. He takes it as a personal failure from your past experiences and decides to put the work in to make sure you do cum. Or, he could be a massive munch about it. 👀

Combining this with another Noah request. Also I’m so sorry for the wait <3

Anonymous said: Thinking of Noah overstimulating you with his mouth and fingers inside you until all that comes out of you is little whimpers and moans and he’s just so smug about it 😵‍💫

18+ below the cut.

There is not much you don’t talk abt with Noah. Attached at the hip the moment you met, you’ve told him things people who’ve known you for years don’t know and vice versa—but it’s not like you extensively talk about your sex lives (or lack thereof). He knows you’re not that into it, and you know he’s… well equipped and experienced.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to you that he’s all too willing to give you a proper experience when you tell him penetration doesn’t do much for you. Sure it’s fun, it feels nice, but definitely not something to write home about. Not on Noah’s watch.

And you think it should’ve been more awkward than it was having him between your thighs, lapping so slowly, so leisurely at your pussy, giving you a whole new feeling you’ve never felt before. His tongue moves with purpose, like this isn’t the first time he’s been here with you. Every so often, you feel Noah moan quietly to himself and it makes you dizzy. Somehow his hair is even softer than usual between your fingers. When you tug, he buries more his face in your cunt and his moans louder this. You wish you could hear it in all its glory.

You dare a glance down at him to find him with his eyes closed, but looking so happy and content. And as if he could sense you staring, his eyes flutter open and god if it isn’t the prettiest picture. You swear your heart stopped—especially so when Noah eases one of his long, slender fingers inside you, mouth still attached to your clit.

It’s not the first time; there’s been other fingers plus your own inside you, but much like his mouth, it’s an entirely new sensation. Noah’s so careful about it, taking his time for both your sake’s—you, to make sure he’s not hurting you and get you ready for more; him, to really commit how you feel to memory and prolong your pleasure.

When the second goes in, your back arches off the bed, mind going blank. He languidly thrusts, taking great pride in his efforts. All you can do is gasp breathlessly and surrender to bliss when he curls them, keeping steady pressure on a spot you were so sure didn’t exist. You can feel Noah’s lips curve as you completely surrender to pleasure, a consistent whimper of his name tumbling from your lips. It’s almost an out of body experience. You never imagined you could feel like this—especially at the mercy of your best friend.

As it becomes too much, Noah finally lets up, but no before giving your pussy a few more licks just because, and a few kisses that seem to say thank you.

Noah rubs soothing circles into one of your still quivering thighs, the other getting attention in soft kisses that only make the quivering worse.

You heard him move more than you saw or felt it, his breath and lips hovering just above yours.

“Do you want to taste?” He rasped.

You expected his clean his fingers, not to feel his lips delicately press together.

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seasons greasons to everyone

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OHHHHHph cuz i’m actually in love with him gn tbis mY MAN

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Hey. It’s me. I’m back with another brothers best friend! Noah thought. Smut below the cut.

“Shut your pretty little mouth, Angel. I can’t risk your brother hearing you,” Noah grunted in your ear while his cock spread you open from behind.

The front of your body was pressed against the bathroom door, Noah’s hard chest keeping you in place. He had both of your hands locked in one of his above your head on the door and his cock was ruthlessly slamming in and out of your aching cunt. You were shocked how you weren’t making the door rattle. Yet, you knew no one would hear you two since everyone was outside.

It was the weekly BBQ at your brother Nicholas’ house and the second Noah saw you show up wearing a yellow sundress, he needed to feel you grip around him. It wasn’t the first time you two found yourselves alone in a secluded area. It was nothing more than just a quick fuck which neither of you minded. To everyone else, you two hated each other. Secretly, you two were wild about each other.

Neither of you would admit it though.

“Noah, please.” You whined into the wood of the door, pressing your ass against him to try and get him to move again.

His pace was now slow, him trying to enjoy the last few minutes alone with you before this ended.

“Fuck, you feel so good, angel. Your cunt was made for me and no one else.”

Desperate for your own release, you tried to remove a hand from Noah’s grasp only for him to smack your ass with his free hand. Before you could cry out, Noah’s mouth was on yours, him yanking your head to the side, and your moans were drowned out when his pace increased again. The head of his cock hitting the spot he seemed to know so well.

“Don’t your dare clean yourself up. I want my cum dripping down your leg while you socialize with everyone,” he growled while dragging his teeth over your bottom lip.

Your orgasm ripped through you and all you could do was nod numbly as Noah spilled himself inside of you.

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I think about him...a right amount of time

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Are you still taking Christmas blurbs? Maybe you and Noah are doing your Christmas shopping and he notices you staring at a ring in a jewellery store window for a little too long….

Honestly, I wasn't gonna take anymore requests, but I just couldn't not write about this! And, with this being the last Christmas blurb, I wanna thank everyone who sent in a request. It was soo much fun working on them <3 Merry Christmas to everyone!!!

Christmas shopping was an experience. Everyone running around like chickens with their heads cut off. So, every year, you brought your tall and tattooed boyfriend along with you. It was the perfect tactic to keep people away.

You tried to go through your Christmas shopping as fast as you could, so, it really stood out to Noah how you spent more than five minutes looking at a jewelry store display.

At the engagement rings section, no less.

Since he was a very attentive person, he also noticed you kept observing an especific one, with a tourmaline gemstone on it. He had to give it to you, the ring was absolutely beautiful, and it suited your personality perfectly.

Noah has been looking for rings for over a month now, planning on proposing to you in 2025. But, he has never found something that spoke to him, that was worthy of being displayed on your hand.

Until today.

"Baby?", he called out to you, startling you a little bit.

"Oh, sorry", you smiled, a bit shy about being caught looking at the rings. "My niece is graduating and I wanted to check out a graduation ring for her", you tried to play it off, but Noah knew you all too well.

Later on in the day, when you were home and you were taking a shoer, Noah called the store and told them to set a ring apart for him to check out tomorrow.

He was taking no chances of this ring selling out before he could buy it for you.

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Imagine coming home from a long day, stripping off all your clothes and climbing right in. Not even having the energy to put on a big t shirt or anything.

You're half asleep and suddenly roommate!/bestfriend!Noah just comes on in, startling you back awake. He's going on about putting on the new episode of a show you guys have been watching, and you can't get a word in through his excitement. Then he peels back the blankets to get in your bed, and sees that you're completely nude. He stops and stares at your body for a moment before getting naked too.

You start to protest but he's like, "Well I might as well get comfy too?" He's all smug about it, and starts putting his hands all over you. You can help but giggle and give in.

Neither of you end up paying attention to the show…

Ok, but roomate!Noah does something to me!!!!

He's so used to barging in your room, that he doesn't even consider the fact that you might to be decent.

It also happens more tha once....

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David Corenswet as Superman/Clark Kent

Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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@xmads-omensx CHAIN IS CHAINING

@tosoundlessdarkistare @heyyoplayer

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#Merry crisis

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Ughhh I need some possessive Noah, whether it’s in the 3rd part or it’s own little thing

You’ll be waiting while for possessive Noah in BAD DECISIONS, so courtesy of me, you get your own possessive noah.

Possessive Noah consists of not controlling, but very… present. he’s always lurking, always got eyes, whether it be him or one of the boys.

Like when you’re working in the merch stand and someone lingers too long, boy or girl it doesn’t matter, he’s having one of the crew members come and move things along.

Or if you’re doing mundane things like grocery shopping, he’s got an arm around you, glaring at everyone else. Like one big angry cat.

It gets especially bad when you try to go somewhere on your own or without him.

“you’re mine. no.”

“let me come with you”

The whole world falls apart when you can’t come on tour. It’s daily FaceTime calls, no matter the time, where you recount your day, watching the emotions flicker through his face depending on the pronouns of every event.

he's a big baby when it comes to your security, given his social status it is not common for people to come up to you in public asking for photos, regardless of if you are with him. It rubs him the wrong way though, and always insists you go out with friends or one of the boys if he can't be there with you.

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found this in my drafts but we are SOOO BACK. i pinky promise i will lock in on bad decisions instead of falling down a colouringtok rabbit hole. send in your requests everyone!!!