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Bloodweave request if you're still accepting requests.

The idea of Astarion being invited back to Gale's tower in Waterdeep and being under the scrutiny of Tara feels like it has a lot of potential in my head but that could be the brain rot talking. Sassy Tara is best Tara of course.

Astarion and Tara: HISSSSSS

Astarion:….

Tara:….

Gale:….

Astarion: Oh you are a riot my dear tressym, I think we’ll get a long splendidly! Anyways wanna shit talk Mystra?

Tara: Oh Mr. Ancunin, you really do know just what to say, Come we have much to discuss.

Gale: ?????

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫡🫡

I saw this image/meme on twitter or here and have it saved but cannot remember for the LIFE of me who orginally posted it. Credit to the original creator, wherever you are. It was funny enough to me to make me want to draw it 😂

bonus culprits ^

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I saw this image/meme on twitter or here and have it saved but cannot remember for the LIFE of me who orginally posted it. Credit to the original creator, wherever you are. It was funny enough to me to make me want to draw it 😂

bonus culprits ^

EDIT: original creator found! Creds to @ shiromeow33 for the original image/joke :3

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hey hero cookie fans whatever you do do NOT look at the comments on hero cookies fandom wiki page.... the weird ass hater levels are off the charts.

anyway. pet the hero. love the hero

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Y'know what? Fuck you *wavemothers your vampire*

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bloodweave request- gale is having a nerdy yap session and astarion is going through the 5 stages of grief realizing that gales nerdiness is turning him on

Gale, very confused: But… Vampires don’t pee…

Gale, now very curious:…do they?

MEANWHILE IN THE BATHROOM

DENIAL

“Nope, Couldn't be, Surely I was thinking about something else not actually focused on his gods damned spiel about rocks and his stupid hand gestures and good gods im getting hard what the F-"

ANGER

*pointing at his dick* " Absolutely not, I'm already in love with the stupid wizard, I refuse to get hot all over him saying a word like "Superfluous" Of all things. I have standards dammit!

BARGAINING

"God above, you've never given a shit about me before but I really cannot be getting aroused every single time time he starts talking about the Weave. Talking like an absolute tool about his ugh interests is all he fucking does-"

DEPRESSION

"... fuck me, even the ridiculous puns? *Covers face with hands*

ACCEPTANCE

" Hello darling, finished freshening up, Anyways thats not important. What's important is that dreadful err delightful spiel you started yesterday evening about the various uses of wolf hair in potions, Please do finish regaling me on the subject." *Astarion watches gale very intently.*

"...Astarion,are you perhaps concussed???"

I may have projected on astarion through this absolutely love this ask if you couldn't tell haha.

Shoot me some more requests this one was fun!

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"Hello my sweet 💜"

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My first entry for Bingo over at @bloodweaveinn for Square M2: Age Difference!

Title: Corporate Honeypot

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Alternate Universe- Modern Setting, Trans Astarion, Age Difference, Double Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Anal Plug, Anal Sex, Intercrural Sex, Gale Has a Big Dick, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Slight D/S dynamics that are not negotiated

Summary:

Astarion breaks into the CEO's office at Waterdeep Holdings, with explicit instructions from Cazador to seduce him and bring him back blackmail material. He finds Gale Dekarios and then more. or A backfired honeypot plot

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For the Bloodweave request

Gale & Astarion welcoming their new baby into the world after Astarion endured a 3 day long labour 🥺

Man i am on fire with drawing today!

Anyways Had to do the meme cuz i feel in my heart this is the first words out of astarions mouth because when hes overwhelmed with emotions he reverts back to snarkiness

Then afterwards hed’ hug the lil man to his chest and not let anyone hold him until a couple hours later, just staring at the little ones face in wonder, in complete silence just observing and loving him. even gale whos permitted to touch cant fully hold him until much later haha

Gale the entire time is talking. Praising and showering both astarion and the lil one. He talks himself hoarse as he talks to his new born son. Well into the wee hours of the night as astarion gets some much needed sleep. Just talks and talks about everything theyre going to do together, about how he has the best aunts and uncles, how wonderful said baby is already. talking to the baby as if the little one understands his long monologues.

God i have so many headcanons about this my guys

“Welcome Little one, we’ve waited a long time to meet you. You sure gave ‘Star a hard time huh? He must get that from you love.”

“Gale?”

“Yes, dearest?”

“Shut up.”

“See little one this is what i mean, in fact that reminds me of that time-“

*The sounds of excited babbling and gentle humming fill the room

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I drew this for last year's Valentine's but I'm still proud of how it turned out so I'm reposting it for This year too. Happy Valentine's from Bloodweave 🩸🔮

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In advance, happy Valentine's day 💟

(yeah, I can't draw animals 😅 Sorry Tara)

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Writing Requests Open

About six weeks from now I am having major hip surgery that will leave me on crutches and unable to work for up to 8 weeks. I created a ko-fi to try and raise some funds to help cover my living expenses during that time.

If you like my writing, please consider supporting me with a tip or a writing request, or by sharing this post 💜

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Can we get Gale bridal style carrying Astarion? (If you’re still open to requests)

Omg wedding??? 👀

And whump take on the prompt under cut >:3c

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Do you like mermaid aus with your favorite ship? Your in luck!

New fic wonderfully written by @ashamedbliss and featuring art by me with Merman Gale and Pirate Astarion drops for the Bloodweave Inn Reverse Bang event now!! Featuring a cute sequence of falling in love, recounting traumatic pasts, and glorious fish smut and mpreg to end it off with a bang. Only the 1st chapter drops today but will be updated daily till the end!

Be sure to mind the tags! The smut truly gets a lil out there! 🫣 Now go read it !! ->

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But what if…

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Bloodweave nation WAKE UP. I've been mentally ill again <33

I need tender bloodweave injected into my veins NOW please and thank you <3