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guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over
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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
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I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.
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Come to me Nerevar, to this place where Destiny is made.
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my phone keeps trying to correcy "scared shitless" to "scared shirtless" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the original
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hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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new aesthetic for 2022 is vampire the masquerade bloodlines npc
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grug no want be called pretty grug want be shown grug pretty..... grug want be loved so hard it remove all doubt
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