i will not ignore
so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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I’ve got a feeling that F doesn’t belong at the beginning of the alphabet. I feel like it should go with x, y, and z at the end. Thoughts?
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Safely back from the black: my trip around the Milky Way
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Chat person: This is the thing I say.
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yall wanna become racoons or smth
oh! oh oh oh. i never showed ya’ll how big a blue whale skull is, hold on
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