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Johnny: Are you sure we're driving the right way?

Gyro: absolutely sure!

Johnny: right? I don't see any members...

Gyro:*flips card and turns his horse 180°*

Gyro: That's right now!

Johnny: Gyro...

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Jonathan: what did you just say Dio?

Dio: what did you hear, Jonathan! I reject my humanity.

Speedwagon: Do you want to become a monkey?

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Okuyasu: You know, I'm a professional at what I do!

Josuke: which one?

Rohan: in idiocy.

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Josuke: Rohan, you're an hour late. Why?

Rohan: I had an important reason.

Okuyasu: what?

Rohan: I didn't want to come.

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Jotaro: Kakyoin, come to me.

Kakyoin: what is it?

Jotaro: *Looks intently*

Jotaro: He has red eyelashes. I won.

Polnareff: *hands over money and swears in French*

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Gyro: this new thing is so cute!

Johnny: give me back my stand...

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Mista: The girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is everyone so hot?

Fugo:...

Narancia: global warming!

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Dio: How many times do I have to apologize?

Jonathan: once.

Dio: no.

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Diego: Go to hell, Johnny Joestar!

Johnny: I can't...

Diego:...

Diego: damn!

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Jonathan: Dio, are you all right? You are my brother, you can tell me everything.

Dio: everything's fine, except for my goddamn shoes!

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Diego :*riding standing on a horse*

Gyro :...

Johnny :...

Diego : hello losers!

Gyro : can you explain?

Johnny : I don't know myself...

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Gyro : Hey, Diego!

Diego : What do you want?

Gyro :*bite off a dino-cookie*

Diego :...

Diego : i'll kill you, Zeppeli

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Gyro :*digging in bag and crying*

Johnny : Gyro, What happened? Why are you crying?

Gyro through the tears : I've lost the most important thing, Johnny!

Johnny : Have you lost part of the Holy Corpse?!

Gyro : No! I lost my teddy bear!

Johnny : Seriously...?

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Diego :*holds out a handful of stones*

Hot Pants : what's this?

Diego : I flirt with you.

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Gyro : your name is Dio, right?

Diego : how did you know?

Gyro :*looks at Diego's headdress*

Diego :*looks at his headdress*

Diego :... Go to hell, Zeppeli.